No More Adventures in Deutschland

2011-11-30T18:38:00.001-05:00

LAST DAY OF NABLOPOMO! I DID IT!

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That is all :)

2011-11-29T08:25:00.001-05:00

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

Thought I was feeling better this morning, even though I slept maaaaaybe 2 whole hours last night. I went to bed at 11 and know I was still awake when Kevin came to bed at 12:30? 1? I have no idea. I laid there with my eyes closed and felt kind of ridiculous.

Then I got out of the shower and realized that yeah, I still feel like crap. Lightheadedness=reason enough to not go to work.

Anyway, I don't think I'll be as sneezy today as I was yesterday, but the congestion has moved up into my head and I'm all achy.

Unfortunately I WILL have to leave the house today as I'm almost out of medicine and we could use some bread. I tend to eat a lot of toast when I'm sick.

Well, I just took some nyquil, so I better wrap this up before I become incoherent. Hopefully I can catch up on some missing sleep today, and I'm planning on taking some more around 7pm so I can sleep tonight. Wish me luck!

Sick

2011-11-28T21:06:00.001-05:00

I stayed home from work today because I woke up with a sore throat and a runny nose. I slept half the day away and got no studying done. The past two hours, I've been sneezing like a madman - like five to ten times in a row with a short break and then starting again.

I really hope I feel better in the morning because I need to study and if I don't make it into work, I know I won't get anything done here.

Thankfully I can just go in, sit in my cubicle, and concentrate on the books. I don't have to worry about talking to people or interacting with others.

At least Kevin was home today, so I didn't have to worry about making anything for lunch or dinner. He was sweet and made me peanut butter toast and then some turkey soup with noodles. I got spoiled since he was home for so long, and now I'll have to fend for myself again.

Yes, this is when you can feel sorry for me. I am accepting any and all pity until I feel better!

Top 50 movies

2011-11-27T17:57:00.001-05:00

I've decided that if I can't get through the top 100 (130) movies, I'll get through the top 50. I have 20 to go, and I think 9 or 10 of them are available on demand and at least one of them is on the DVR. Thank you, AMC, for broadcasting all of these classic movies that I need to watch soon!

The movies I need to watch are:
Citizen Kane
Lawrence of Arabia
The Graduate*
On the Waterfront*
Sunset Blvd.
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Some Like It Hot
All About Eve*
Chinatown*
The Grapes of Wrath*?
2001: A Space Odyssey
Raging Bull
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Annie Hall
Midnight Cowboy*
The Best Years of Our Lives
Double Indemnity*
Doctor Zhivago*
The Birth of a Nation*
A Clockwork Orange

*I think available via Netflix Instant, or were the last time I checked.

We're planning on watching Citizen Kane this upcoming weekend, but we're going to watch an older movie first so I can understand just how revolutionary of a film it is. I think I'll go for The Grapes of Wrath. It's one of two movies I haven't seen that was made before 1940, which is when Citizen Kane was released. Although, really, I HAVE watched Gone with the Wind a few times recently because it's been on TV (AMC!), so maybe I can use that as a comparison.

Anyway, wish me luck! I've got a lot of work ahead of me in the coming weeks!

2011-11-26T22:41:00.001-05:00

I'm making good progress on the top 100 movies. We're watching Taxi Driver as I write, and I recorded Apocalypse Now to watch tomorrow. I don't honestly think I'm going to be able to finish all 100, but I'm going to try really hard to finish at least the top 50 by my birthday.

Wish me luck!

2011-11-25T22:53:00.001-05:00

Tomorrow is Second Thanksgiving! So excited to eat some yummy turkey and stuffing.

Also, I've finally watched The Godfather...and now we're watching The Godfather II. Why is the second one so much longer than the first?

2011-11-24T18:11:00.001-05:00

Happy Thanksgiving!

We're celebrating today with some steaks and The Godfather. I always enjoy a good steak, and so far I'm enjoying this movie.

I hope everyone enjoys the holiday!

A quick one

2011-11-23T15:45:00.001-05:00

to say that I just passed my options progress exam with 94%! This is after I bombed one of the chapter tests earlier this week, then I learned the famous options chart. IT REALLY DOES WORK! WOOHOO!

Deutschland

2011-11-22T16:29:00.001-05:00

My university is going on a trip to Germany in April. If it weren't $2400 per person and doing all the same things I did when I was there, I'd totally consider it.

Check this out for more information about the Reformation and Lutherland tour. It's pretty cool that they're going to Prague (LOVE Prague!) and Dresden. I wish I had gone to Dresden while I was there, but it never really happened. I think my friends and I tried once, but somehow we ended up on the wrong train in the middle of nowhere. Not our brightest moment, that's for sure. :)

Anyway, seeing this trip makes me even more excited to go in a year and a half. The anticipation is half the fun!

2012

2011-11-21T07:21:00.001-05:00

I found a great suggestion on Ask Metafilter this morning. Someone was looking for calendar suggestions for their holiday swap. If it weren't too late for my family, I'd suggest we do the same!

Everyone needs a calendar and there are some pretty awesome ones out there.

Heavy Equipment

The Last Calendar, which marks apocalypses that are supposed to happen in 2012. Naturally, the calendar ends on 12/21. (very fun and clever!)

Goats in Trees, which I got Kevin for Christmas. He's been talking about this calendar ever since he did not get it last year.

And my personal favorite, of the ones I've found: Extraordinary Chickens.

Wouldn't this be the coolest white elephant swap ever? I'll have to remember it for next year!

Sneezy

2011-11-20T21:29:00.001-05:00

Somehow, in the course of two text messages, Kristin managed to get me sick. She let me know that she was all sneezy and snotty and gross, and then not half an hour later, *I* started feeling sneezy and sick! Try to find a way to use your powers for good, Kristin, instead of evil.

This is alright, though. I've got to work tomorrow, but I'm off on Tuesday and Wednesday, plus of course for Thanksgiving on Thursday. I've just got to get through 9 hours at work and I can come home and take a nap.

Sadly, I did not get as much accomplished over the weekend as I would have liked. I did get through 1.5 chapters of studying, but I didn't re-take my chapter 15 test, nor did I take my options progress exam. I really want to get a chart from my boss that apparently is a MAGICAL TOOL for passing the test. Memorize this chart, everyone says, and you won't have any problems! So rather than waste my time and have to retake the test because I've failed it yet again, I'm just going to wait. Hopefully he can pencil me in tomorrow, otherwise I'll have to wait til Wednesday.

Also, I bought some more storage containers for the office. I just have to actually go in there and do some work. I could've done that this afternoon if I had done some studying yesterday, but instead, I laid on the couch and watched a movie today. I wish I could just buckle down and be motivated!

Anyway, I'm going to take some nyquil and go to bed in hopes that I'll feel much better tomorrow. Only 10 more days of NaBloPoMo, isn't that crazy?

2011-11-19T13:47:00.001-05:00

Since I'm thinking about it right now, I guess I should blog. I'm just going to blog a list today.

I've been listening the hell out of Fleetwood Mac's Rumors. Like, once or twice a day for the past week at least. Maybe I will put this CD on my Christmas list for when my 6-month unlimited free Spotify trial is over. Oh wait, Kevin owns it. Nevermind on the Christmas list idea!

One thing I am looking for is a super address book. I want something kind of fancy, since I plan on having it for the long haul. I've got a regular one floating around the office somewhere, but it's probably buried in a box of papers that need shredded, or something. But anyway, I've been thinking about upgrading it anyway. Maybe leather? At least 5.5x8.5"? Like the size of a piece of notebook paper folded the hamburger way. Or 8.8x11. Just not one of those dinky pocket sized address books. My addresses deserve more respect than that!

The living room is full of boxes of high school/college memorabilia right now, and I really need to take some of it out to the trash. I've got four boxes of books to put on the bookshelves, but I kind of want to go through the books first to see if there's anything that I can sell or just toss. (Speaking of, have you read BJD yet? Are you loving it? Isn't it so v. v. good?)

I am excited to put up a Christmas tree this year. I don't think I put one up last year and it made me sad. But I really want to make some ornaments to put on the tree, and I'm not sure I'll have time because of studying. I did, however, buy some cards so if you'd like one, make sure I've got your address! (See above note about missing address book. If I had your address before, better just assume that I don't have it anymore.)

Because I am sending out cards, this means I need to buy stamps. I looked at the post office website yesterday and there are some pretty awesome stamps these days! I really like the current holiday stamps - Christmas ornaments on one set, and wintry evergreens on another. How to choose? Also, they've got a sweet Edward Hopper stamp and he's my favorite. This is incentive to send more mail so I can buy more stamps.

Alright, Jen's coming to town in 2 hours and we're going to the Walleye game tonight, so I should probably shower and nicely arrange these boxes before she gets here. And study, you know, if I have time.

Dumb!

2011-11-18T07:15:00.001-05:00

There's a story on GMA this morning about three middle school girls who got stuck under an elevator. Apparently they went wandering into the elevator shaft after the door to the elevator was open, but the elevator was engaged on another floor. Door closes, elevator comes back down, kids are trapped, blah blah blah.

Two things about this story: 1) why are kids these days so dumb as to walk into an ELEVATOR SHAFT? Seriously. "Oh, the door is obviously broken so let's go ahead and go in this dark room where we could potentially get crushed to death!"

2) two out of the three girls had Bieber hair. And they're girls. But I guess you could say the Biebs has a girl's haircut? Still, they looked dumb. Because they are dumb.

Lesson: don't do dumb things because dumb things happen to dumb people. And don't get a dumb haircut or you'll look dumb even before you do dumb things.

LOLZ

2011-11-17T21:48:00.001-05:00

Haha, I just pranked my tweeps with a joke from Community. At least 2 of them fell for it!

"Can someone help me get a live opossum out of my office? It keeps jumping and skittering!"

I love that show. Now it's time to watch Parks and Rec. LOVE THAT SHOW EVEN MORE!

2011-11-16T21:00:00.001-05:00

I was going to post about thehairpin.com's Scandals of Classic Hollywood story about Paul Newman (opens in a new window! fancy new blogger!), but I don't feel like summarizing it. So I'll just link to it instead and post a bunch of pictures of handsome Paul Newman!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then here are 5,000 words about Paul Newman!

A new day

2011-11-15T19:26:00.002-05:00

Today has been much better than yesterday! I'm plugging away at both of my work projects, which is a great feeling. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to get one of them finished tomorrow and hopefully the second project by the end of the week. I've got a couple other things to work on in addition to those projects and my studying, but I feel much more under control.

I reviewed the chapter I bombed last night and did much better on the re-take, and then this afternoon I took my first progress exam, which covered the first 13 chapters of my studying. And.....*drum roll* 86%! Now I've moved on to options, so I'm learning about calls and puts and longs and shorts. I've only gotten through about 1/3 of the chapter, but I kinda like it so far!

Also, Friday at work we're having a potluck for the big Ohio State-Michigan game that is NEXT week (I was confused as to why it's a week early, but then I realized next Friday is the day after Thanksgiving and hardly anyone would be there!). It's bank sponsored (sweet!), but we've been requested to bring a dessert. I'm going to make Reese's Krispies (or reeeeseeeee's kreeeespeees as I want to call them). I really hope they're as easy as they sound AND delicious, too. I've got a reputation to uphold!

(And on another happy note - I planned out my vacation for the rest of the year! I've got Tuesday and Wednesday of next week, a random day and a half before Christmas, and the week after Christmas. Woohoo!)

Overwhelmed

2011-11-14T21:04:00.002-05:00

I'm feeling kind of down today. I've got access to some of the systems at work now, and it seems like they're definitely going to take advantage of that. Today I was assigned what I thought would be a pretty simple project, but of course it's going to be infinitely more difficult because the information I need is not formatted in a way that's compatible with what I need to do. (I have to make five sets of mailing labels for different categories of clients, but naturally there are no properly formatted addresses that I can simply merge into a document!!!!!) There may or may not be an easier way to do this than to format each address individually and copy it into the right document, but I don't know how.

I got another project today, too, but I won't get into it.

Anyway, these ridiculously time-involved projects are cutting into my study time and I feel like I've hit a wall in what I can learn. I have to look for some study tips or something. I thought I was doing okay this morning because I blocked out some time to study (I even put it on my calendar!) and I felt pretty productive because I knew that when the time was up, I had something else to do, so I was motivated to concentrate.

But this afternoon just kind of fell apart. I don't know why I can't remember anything! How am I going to pass this test if I have to memorize a million formulas and definitions and stipulations? I'm only half way through the book. Why did I think this new job was a good idea, again?

Have a Holly Jolly Christmas

2011-11-13T13:43:00.003-05:00

This is my 800th blog post! Go, (No More) Adventures in Deutschland!

To celebrate this momentous occasion, I'm going to create my own list of Christmas movies! (I'm not going to rank them, I really just wanted to create a list for my own reference purposes.)

(Remember it's only 42 days away. Better get cracking on that shopping and baking and card sending and all those other holiday-y things!)

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Die Hard
Jingle All the Way
The Santa Clause (and its sequels)
Miracle on 34th Street
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
The Grinch (ugh.)
Frosty the Snowman
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
A Christmas Story
Little Women (not exactly a Christmas movie, but there are a few Christmas scenes in it!)
It's a Wonderful Life
A Christmas Carol
Bad Santa
Babes in Toyland (is that really a Christmas movie?)
Christmas with the Cranks
Elf
Ernest Saves Christmas
The Family Stone
Four Christmases
Fred Claus
Friday After Next
Home Alone (and its sequels)
Holiday Inn
White Christmas
Jack Frost
Love Actually
Scrooged
The Nightmare before Christmas
Prancer
Scrooge
While You Were Sleeping

What have you got to add to my (not so) comprehensive list? Not that I'll have time to watch all (or any) of these movies before the holiday, but I've got it for good watching in February!

2011-11-12T23:28:00.002-05:00

We're watching King Kong right now. It's a pretty cool movie so far, but we're being rudely interrupted/distracted by the elephants upstairs. They're playing music, which normally would be fine/not a problem, except that their speakers are on the floor and the bass is just out of control. It's rattling things downstairs. I think this is ridiculous.

Unfortunately, we can't just call the cops on them like I'd like to do because you can't really hear the music from outside the house.

We (I) also have to deal with them when they listen to complete discs of HIMYM and Big Bang Theory because we (I) can hear the theme song every twenty minutes.

I really wish these people would move out or at least learn to be more considerate. It's pretty effing ridiculous.

The Maltese Falcon

2011-11-11T23:10:00.002-05:00

We're watching this movie from my top 100 movies list right now. It's alright. I'm not a huge fan of noir movies, and this list seems to be very heavy-handed in regards to both noir films and westerns.

I think I should have chosen the top 100 romantic comedies. I probably would have seen at least 75 of them. Let me check right not to see if this list exists!

I did not find an official list from AFI or anything, but this is from about.com. Let's count how many I've seen! (I will make them bold.) - Hmm. I guess I've only seen 36? Maybe I'll make this my project for by the time I turn 31. I'll get to knock a few more movies off before then if I finish my top 100 movies list because there are a few duplicates :)

1. "Casablanca" - 1942
2. "Gone with the Wind" - 1939
3. "West Side Story" - 1961
4. "Roman Holiday" - 1953
5. "An Affair to Remember" - 1957
6. "The Way We Were" - 1973
7. "Doctor Zhivago" - 1965
8. "It's a Wonderful Life" - 1946
9. "Love Story" - 1970
10. "City Lights" - 1931
11. "Annie Hall" - 1977
12. "My Fair Lady" - 1964
13. "Out of Africa" - 1985
14. "The African Queen" - 1951
15. "Wuthering Heights" - 1939
16. "Singing' in the Rain" - 1952
17. "Moonstruck" - 1987
18. "Vertigo" - 1958
19. "Ghost" - 1990
20. "From Here to Eternity" - 1953
21. "Pretty Woman" - 1990
22. "On Golden Pone" - 1981 (do they mean On Golden Pond? haha)
23. "Now, Voyager" - 1942
24. "King Kong" - 1933
25. "When Harry Met Sally" - 1989
26. "The Lady Eve" - 1941
27. "The Sound of Music" - 1965
28. "The Shop Around the Corner" - 1940
29. "An Officer and a Gentleman" - 1982
30. "Swing Time" - 1936
31. "The King and I" - 1956
32. "Dark Victory" - 1939
33. "Camille" - 1937
34. "Beauty and the Beast" - 1991
35. "Gigi" - 1958
36. "Random Harvest" - 1942
37. "Titanic" - 1997
38. "It Happened One Night" - 1934
39. "An American in Paris" - 1951
40. "Ninotchka" - 1939
41. "Funny Girl" - 1968
42. "Anna Karenina" - 1935
43. "A Star is Born" - 1954
44. "The Philadelphia Story" - 1940
45. "Sleepless in Seattle" - 1993
46. "To Catch a Thief" - 1955
47. "Splendor in the Grass" - 1961
48. "Last Tango in Paris" - 1972
49. "The Postman Always Rings Twice" - 1946
50. "Shakespeare in Love" - 1998
51. "Bringing Up Baby" - 1938
52. "The Graduate" - 1967
53. "A Place in the Sun" - 1951
54. "Sabrina" - 1954
55. "Reds" - 1981
56. "The English Patient" - 1996
57. "Two for the Road" - 1967
58. "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" - 1967
59. "Picnic" - 1955
60. "To Have and Have Not" - 1944
61. "Breakfast at Tiffany's" - 1961
62. "The Apartment" - 1960
63. "Sunrise" - 1927
64. "Marty" - 1955
65. "Bonnie and Clyde" - 1967
66. "Manhattan" - 1979
67. "A Streetcar Named Desire" - 1951
68. "What's Up, Doc?" - 1972
69. "Harold and Maude" - 1971
70. "Sense and Sensibility" - 1995
71. "Way Down East" - 1920
72. "Roxanne" - 1987
73. "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir" - 1947
74. "Woman of the Year" - 1942
75. "The American President" - 1995
76. "The Quiet Man" - 1952
77. "The Awful Truth" - 1937
78. "Coming Home" - 1978
79. "Jezebel" - 1939
80. "The Sheik" - 1921
81. "The Goodbye Girl" - 1977
82. "Witness" - 1985
83. "Morocco" - 1930
84. "Double Indemnity" - 1944
85. "Love is a Many-Splendored Thing" - 1955
86. "Notorious" - 1946
87. "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" - 1988
88. "The Princess Bride" - 1987
89. "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" - 1966
90. "The Bridges of Madison County" - 1995
91. "Working Girl" - 1988
92. "Porgy and Bess" - 1959
93. "Dirty Dancing" - 1987 (only 93?? Sacrilege!)
94. "Body Heat" - 1981
95. "Lady and the Tramp" - 1955
96. "Barefoot in the Park" - 1967
97. "Grease" - 1978
98. "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" - 1939
99. "Pillow Talk" - 1959
100. "Jerry Maguire" - 1996

"The final list of passionate films produced some interesting facts:

-- Cary Grant is the most celebrated actor, starring in the six films in the top 100. Humphrey Bogart is next with five. (ed. As it should be!)

-- Hepburns make up 11% of America's Greatest Love Stories. Katharine stars in "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner," "On Golden Pond," "Bringing Up Baby," "The Philadelphia Story," "Woman of the Year," and "The African Queen." Audrey Hepburn graces "Two for the Road," "Roman Holiday," "Sabrina," "Breakfast at Tiffany's," and "My Fair Lady."

-- Seven of AFI's top 10 greatest love stories feature couples that do not end up together in the end.

-- The AFI countdown contains approximately 187 fights and 260 kissing scenes, proving that lovers quarrel, but more often than not, they make up."

Emergency!

2011-11-10T18:24:00.000-05:00

So, I finally have access to some systems at work....which means now I will start learning how to actually do my job, even though I can't really do it yet. HOWEVER, this means that I won't have as much time to study at work as I have had in the past!

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? I'll have to sequester myself for 2-3 hours after work every night in order to get this test over with in a timely manner.

This blows!

2011-11-09T20:56:00.002-05:00

Kristin said that my URGENT WARNING TO HER was not a sufficient blog post, so how's this:

Today I sat through a terribly boring meeting at work, then I sat through another much less boring meeting. Now I'm sitting on the couch watching repeats of 30 Rock before I go to bed. Tomorrow I have to go to my other branch for work, but I will be home by six and then we will go to LES MIS!

YAY!

Kristin, I hope you read this before you leave

2011-11-09T06:22:00.001-05:00

It's supposed to be pretty chilly and kinda gloomy while you're here. Pack a warm jacket and maybe your hat! High of 43 and the possibility of a "wintry mix" tomorrow :(

Go Ohio!

2011-11-08T22:04:00.002-05:00

Even if all the election results haven't gone my way, at least Senate Bill 5 has been defeated! Ohioans were smart and voted NO on Issue 2 to preserve the collective bargaining rights for government employees throughout the state - and showed our bonehead governor that he can't just come up with laws that infringe on people's rights.

I just hope people in Mississippi were smart enough to defeat that stupid Personhood bill. This country was founded on freedom! Why are we working so hard to take away the freedoms and rights of half the population???

Les Miserable, Daily Chapter Breakdown

2011-11-07T19:15:00.003-05:00

For anyone else who decides to do the year-long read of Les Miserables, here's a handy breakdown of which chapters should be read each month. I wish I had done this in January!!

January 1-31

VOLUME I.—FANTINE.

PREFACE

BOOK FIRST—A JUST MAN

CHAPTER I—M. MYRIEL
CHAPTER II—M. MYRIEL BECOMES M. WELCOME
CHAPTER III—A HARD BISHOPRIC FOR A GOOD BISHOP
CHAPTER IV—WORKS CORRESPONDING TO WORDS
CHAPTER V—MONSEIGNEUR BIENVENU MADE HIS CASSOCKS LAST TOO LONG
CHAPTER VI—WHO GUARDED HIS HOUSE FOR HIM
CHAPTER VII—CRAVATTE
CHAPTER VIII—PHILOSOPHY AFTER DRINKING
CHAPTER IX—THE BROTHER AS DEPICTED BY THE SISTER
CHAPTER X—THE BISHOP IN THE PRESENCE OF AN UNKNOWN LIGHT
CHAPTER XI—A RESTRICTION
CHAPTER XII—THE SOLITUDE OF MONSEIGNEUR WELCOME
CHAPTER XIII—WHAT HE BELIEVED
CHAPTER XIV—WHAT HE THOUGHT

BOOK SECOND—THE FALL

CHAPTER I—THE EVENING OF A DAY OF WALKING
CHAPTER II—PRUDENCE COUNSELLED TO WISDOM.
CHAPTER III—THE HEROISM OF PASSIVE OBEDIENCE.
CHAPTER IV—DETAILS CONCERNING THE CHEESE-DAIRIES OF PONTARLIER.
CHAPTER V—TRANQUILLITY
CHAPTER VI—JEAN VALJEAN
CHAPTER VII—THE INTERIOR OF DESPAIR
CHAPTER VIII—BILLOWS AND SHADOWS
CHAPTER IX—NEW TROUBLES
CHAPTER X—THE MAN AROUSED
CHAPTER XI—WHAT HE DOES
CHAPTER XII—THE BISHOP WORKS
CHAPTER XIII—LITTLE GERVAIS

BOOK THIRD.—IN THE YEAR 1817

CHAPTER I—THE YEAR 1817
CHAPTER II—A DOUBLE QUARTETTE
CHAPTER III—FOUR AND FOUR
CHAPTER IV—THOLOMYES IS SO MERRY THAT HE SINGS A SPANISH DITTY

February 1-28

CHAPTER V—AT BOMBARDA'S
CHAPTER VI—A CHAPTER IN WHICH THEY ADORE EACH OTHER
CHAPTER VII—THE WISDOM OF THOLOMYES
CHAPTER VIII—THE DEATH OF A HORSE
CHAPTER IX—A MERRY END TO MIRTH

BOOK FOURTH.—TO CONFIDE IS SOMETIMES TO DELIVER INTO A PERSON'S POWER

CHAPTER I—ONE MOTHER MEETS ANOTHER MOTHER
CHAPTER II—FIRST SKETCH OF TWO UNPREPOSSESSING FIGURES
CHAPTER III—THE LARK

BOOK FIFTH.—THE DESCENT.

CHAPTER I—THE HISTORY OF A PROGRESS IN BLACK GLASS TRINKETS
CHAPTER II—MADELEINE
CHAPTER III—SUMS DEPOSITED WITH LAFFITTE
CHAPTER IV—M. MADELEINE IN MOURNING
CHAPTER V—VAGUE FLASHES ON THE HORIZON
CHAPTER VI—FATHER FAUCHELEVENT
CHAPTER VII—FAUCHELEVENT BECOMES A GARDENER IN PARIS
CHAPTER VIII—MADAME VICTURNIEN EXPENDS THIRTY FRANCS ON MORALITY
CHAPTER IX—MADAME VICTURNIEN'S SUCCESS
CHAPTER X—RESULT OF THE SUCCESS
CHAPTER XI—CHRISTUS NOS LIBERAVIT
CHAPTER XII—M. BAMATABOIS'S INACTIVITY
CHAPTER XIII—THE SOLUTION OF SOME QUESTIONS CONNECTED WITH THE

BOOK SIXTH.—JAVERT

CHAPTER I—THE BEGINNING OF REPOSE
CHAPTER II—HOW JEAN MAY BECOME CHAMP

BOOK SEVENTH.—THE CHAMPMATHIEU AFFAIR

CHAPTER I—SISTER SIMPLICE
CHAPTER II—THE PERSPICACITY OF MASTER SCAUFFLAIRE
CHAPTER III—A TEMPEST IN A SKULL
CHAPTER IV—FORMS ASSUMED BY SUFFERING DURING SLEEP
CHAPTER V—HINDRANCES

March 1-31

CHAPTER VI—SISTER SIMPLICE PUT TO THE PROOF
CHAPTER VII—THE TRAVELLER ON HIS ARRIVAL TAKES PRECAUTIONS FOR
CHAPTER VIII—AN ENTRANCE BY FAVOR
CHAPTER IX—A PLACE WHERE CONVICTIONS ARE IN PROCESS OF FORMATION
CHAPTER X—THE SYSTEM OF DENIALS
CHAPTER XI—CHAMPMATHIEU MORE AND MORE ASTONISHED

BOOK EIGHTH.—A COUNTER-BLOW

CHAPTER I—IN WHAT MIRROR M. MADELEINE CONTEMPLATES HIS HAIR
CHAPTER II—FANTINE HAPPY
CHAPTER III—JAVERT SATISFIED
CHAPTER IV—AUTHORITY REASSERTS ITS RIGHTS
CHAPTER V—A SUITABLE TOMB

VOLUME II.—COSETTE

BOOK FIRST.—WATERLOO

CHAPTER I—WHAT IS MET WITH ON THE WAY FROM NIVELLES
CHAPTER II—HOUGOMONT
CHAPTER III—THE EIGHTEENTH OF JUNE, 1815
CHAPTER IV—A
CHAPTER V—THE QUID OBSCURUM OF BATTLES
CHAPTER VI—FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON
CHAPTER VII—NAPOLEON IN A GOOD HUMOR
CHAPTER VIII—THE EMPEROR PUTS A QUESTION TO THE GUIDE LACOSTE
CHAPTER IX—THE UNEXPECTED
CHAPTER X—THE PLATEAU OF MONT-SAINT-JEAN
CHAPTER XI—A BAD GUIDE TO NAPOLEON; A GOOD GUIDE TO BULOW
CHAPTER XII—THE GUARD
CHAPTER XIII—THE CATASTROPHE
CHAPTER XIV—THE LAST SQUARE
CHAPTER XV—CAMBRONNE
CHAPTER XVI—QUOT LIBRAS IN DUCE?
CHAPTER XVII—IS WATERLOO TO BE CONSIDERED GOOD?
CHAPTER XVIII—A RECRUDESCENCE OF DIVINE RIGHT
CHAPTER XIX—THE BATTLE-FIELD AT NIGHT

BOOK SECOND.—THE SHIP ORION

CHAPTER I—NUMBER 24,601 BECOMES NUMBER 9,430

April 1-30

CHAPTER II—IN WHICH THE READER WILL PERUSE TWO VERSES, WHICH ARE OF THE
DEVIL'S COMPOSITION, POSSIBLY
CHAPTER III—THE ANKLE-CHAIN MUST HAVE UNDERGONE A CERTAIN PREPARATORY
MANIPULATION TO BE THUS BROKEN WITH A BLOW FROM A HAMMER
BOOK THIRD.—ACCOMPLISHMENT OF THE PROMISE MADE TO THE DEAD WOMAN
CHAPTER I—THE WATER QUESTION AT MONTFERMEIL
CHAPTER II—TWO COMPLETE PORTRAITS
CHAPTER III—MEN MUST HAVE WINE, AND HORSES MUST HAVE WATER
CHAPTER IV—ENTRANCE ON THE SCENE OF A DOLL
CHAPTER V—THE LITTLE ONE ALL ALONE
CHAPTER VI—WHICH POSSIBLY PROVES BOULATRUELLE'S INTELLIGENCE
CHAPTER VII—COSETTE SIDE BY SIDE WITH THE STRANGER IN THE DARK
CHAPTER VIII—THE UNPLEASANTNESS OF RECEIVING INTO ONE'S HOUSE A POOR MAN
WHO MAY BE A RICH MAN
CHAPTER IX—THENARDIER AND HIS MANOEUVRES
CHAPTER X—HE WHO SEEKS TO BETTER HIMSELF MAY RENDER HIS SITUATION WORSE
CHAPTER XI—NUMBER 9,430 REAPPEARS, AND COSETTE WINS IT IN THE LOTTERY

BOOK FOURTH.—THE GORBEAU HOVEL

CHAPTER I—MASTER GORBEAU
CHAPTER II—A NEST FOR OWL AND A WARBLER
CHAPTER III—TWO MISFORTUNES MAKE ONE PIECE OF GOOD FORTUNE
CHAPTER IV—THE REMARKS OF THE PRINCIPAL TENANT
CHAPTER V—A FIVE-FRANC PIECE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND PRODUCES A TUMULT

BOOK FIFTH.—FOR A BLACK HUNT, A MUTE PACK

CHAPTER I—THE ZIGZAGS OF STRATEGY
CHAPTER II—IT IS LUCKY THAT THE PONT D'AUSTERLITZ BEARS CARRIAGES
CHAPTER III—TO WIT, THE PLAN OF PARIS IN 1727
CHAPTER IV—THE GROPINGS OF FLIGHT
CHAPTER V—WHICH WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE WITH GAS LANTERNS
CHAPTER VI—THE BEGINNING OF AN ENIGMA
CHAPTER VII—CONTINUATION OF THE ENIGMA
CHAPTER VIII—THE ENIGMA BECOMES DOUBLY MYSTERIOUS
CHAPTER IX—THE MAN WITH THE BELL
CHAPTER X—WHICH EXPLAINS HOW JAVERT GOT ON THE SCENT

BOOK SIXTH.—LE PETIT-PICPUS

CHAPTER I—NUMBER 62 RUE PETIT-PICPUS
CHAPTER II—THE OBEDIENCE OF MARTIN VERGA

May 1-31

CHAPTER III—AUSTERITIES
CHAPTER IV—GAYETIES
CHAPTER V—DISTRACTIONS
CHAPTER VI—THE LITTLE CONVENT
CHAPTER VII—SOME SILHOUETTES OF THIS DARKNESS
CHAPTER VIII—POST CORDA LAPIDES
CHAPTER IX—A CENTURY UNDER A GUIMPE
CHAPTER X—ORIGIN OF THE PERPETUAL ADORATION
CHAPTER XI—END OF THE PETIT-PICPUS

BOOK SEVENTH.—PARENTHESIS

CHAPTER I—THE CONVENT AS AN ABSTRACT IDEA
CHAPTER II—THE CONVENT AS AN HISTORICAL FACT
CHAPTER III—ON WHAT CONDITIONS ONE CAN RESPECT THE PAST
CHAPTER IV—THE CONVENT FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF PRINCIPLES
CHAPTER V—PRAYER
CHAPTER VI—THE ABSOLUTE GOODNESS OF PRAYER
CHAPTER VII—PRECAUTIONS TO BE OBSERVED IN BLAME
CHAPTER VIII—FAITH, LAW

BOOK EIGHTH.—CEMETERIES TAKE THAT WHICH IS COMMITTED THEM

CHAPTER I—WHICH TREATS OF THE MANNER OF ENTERING A CONVENT
CHAPTER II—FAUCHELEVENT IN THE PRESENCE OF A DIFFICULTY
CHAPTER III—MOTHER INNOCENTE
CHAPTER IV—IN WHICH JEAN VALJEAN HAS QUITE THE AIR OF HAVING READ
CHAPTER V—IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO BE DRUNK IN ORDER TO BE IMMORTAL
CHAPTER VI—BETWEEN FOUR PLANKS
CHAPTER VII—IN WHICH WILL BE FOUND THE ORIGIN OF THE SAYING: DON'T LOSE THE CARD
CHAPTER VIII—A SUCCESSFUL INTERROGATORY
CHAPTER IX—CLOISTERED

VOLUME III—MARIUS.

BOOK FIRST.—PARIS STUDIED IN ITS ATOM

CHAPTER I—PARVULUS
CHAPTER II—SOME OF HIS PARTICULAR CHARACTERISTICS
CHAPTER III—HE IS AGREEABLE
CHAPTER IV—HE MAY BE OF USE
CHAPTER V—HIS FRONTIERS

June 1-30

CHAPTER VI—A BIT OF HISTORY
CHAPTER VII—THE GAMIN SHOULD HAVE HIS PLACE IN THE CLASSIFICATIONS OF INDIA
CHAPTER VIII—IN WHICH THE READER WILL FIND A CHARMING SAYING OF THE LAST KING
CHAPTER IX—THE OLD SOUL OF GAUL
CHAPTER X—ECCE PARIS, ECCE HOMO
CHAPTER XI—TO SCOFF, TO REIGN
CHAPTER XII—THE FUTURE LATENT IN THE PEOPLE
CHAPTER XIII—LITTLE GAVROCHE

BOOK SECOND.—THE GREAT BOURGEOIS

CHAPTER I—NINETY YEARS AND THIRTY-TWO TEETH
CHAPTER II—LIKE MASTER, LIKE HOUSE
CHAPTER III—LUC-ESPRIT
CHAPTER IV—A CENTENARIAN ASPIRANT
CHAPTER V—BASQUE AND NICOLETTE
CHAPTER VI—IN WHICH MAGNON AND HER TWO CHILDREN ARE SEEN
CHAPTER VII—RULE: RECEIVE NO ONE EXCEPT IN THE EVENING
CHAPTER VIII—TWO DO NOT MAKE A PAIR

BOOK THIRD.—THE GRANDFATHER AND THE GRANDSON

CHAPTER I—AN ANCIENT SALON
CHAPTER II—ONE OF THE RED SPECTRES OF THAT EPOCH
CHAPTER III—REQUIESCANT
CHAPTER IV—END OF THE BRIGAND
CHAPTER V—THE UTILITY OF GOING TO MASS, IN ORDER TO BECOME A REVOLUTIONIST
CHAPTER VI—THE CONSEQUENCES OF HAVING MET A WARDEN
CHAPTER VII—SOME PETTICOAT
CHAPTER VIII—MARBLE AGAINST GRANITE

BOOK FOURTH.—THE FRIENDS OF THE A B C

CHAPTER I—A GROUP WHICH BARELY MISSED BECOMING HISTORIC
CHAPTER II—BLONDEAU'S FUNERAL ORATION BY BOSSUET
CHAPTER III—MARIUS' ASTONISHMENTS
CHAPTER IV—THE BACK ROOM OF THE CAFE MUSAIN
CHAPTER V—ENLARGEMENT OF HORIZON
CHAPTER VI—RES ANGUSTA

July 1-31

BOOK FIFTH.—THE EXCELLENCE OF MISFORTUNE

CHAPTER I—MARIUS INDIGENT
CHAPTER II—MARIUS POOR
CHAPTER III—MARIUS GROWN UP
CHAPTER IV—M. MABEUF
CHAPTER V—POVERTY A GOOD NEIGHBOR FOR MISERY
CHAPTER VI—THE SUBSTITUTE

BOOK SIXTH.—THE CONJUNCTION OF TWO STARS

CHAPTER I—THE SOBRIQUET: MODE OF FORMATION OF FAMILY NAMES
CHAPTER II—LUX FACTA EST
CHAPTER III—EFFECT OF THE SPRING
CHAPTER IV—BEGINNING OF A GREAT MALADY
CHAPTER V—DIVRS CLAPS OF THUNDER FALL ON MA'AM BOUGON
CHAPTER VI—TAKEN PRISONER
CHAPTER VII—ADVENTURES OF THE LETTER U DELIVERED OVER TO CONJECTURES
CHAPTER VIII—THE VETERANS THEMSELVES CAN BE HAPPY
CHAPTER IX—ECLIPSE

BOOK SEVENTH.—PATRON MINETTE

CHAPTER I—MINES AND MINERS
CHAPTER II—THE LOWEST DEPTHS
CHAPTER III—BABET, GUEULEMER, CLAQUESOUS, AND MONTPARNASSE
CHAPTER IV—COMPOSITION OF THE TROUPE

BOOK EIGHTH.—THE WICKED POOR MAN

CHAPTER I—MARIUS, WHILE SEEKING A GIRL IN A BONNET, ENCOUNTERS A MAN IN A CAP
CHAPTER II—TREASURE TROVE
CHAPTER III—QUADRIFRONS
CHAPTER IV—A ROSE IN MISERY
CHAPTER V—A PROVIDENTIAL PEEP-HOLE
CHAPTER VI—THE WILD MAN IN HIS LAIR
CHAPTER VII—STRATEGY AND TACTICS
CHAPTER VIII—THE RAY OF LIGHT IN THE HOVEL
CHAPTER IX—JONDRETTE COMES NEAR WEEPING
CHAPTER X—TARIFF OF LICENSED CABS: TWO FRANCS AN HOUR
CHAPTER XI—OFFERS OF SERVICE FROM MISERY TO WRETCHEDNESS
CHAPTER XII—THE USE MADE OF M. LEBLANC'S FIVE-FRANC PIECE

August 1-31

CHAPTER XIII—SOLUS CUM SOLO, IN LOCO REMOTO, NON COGITABUNTUR ORARE
CHAPTER XIV—IN WHICH A POLICE AGENT BESTOWS TWO FISTFULS ON A LAWYER
CHAPTER XV—JONDRETTE MAKES HIS PURCHASES
CHAPTER XVI—IN WHICH WILL BE FOUND THE WORDS TO AN ENGLISH AIR WHICH
WAS IN FASHION IN 1832
CHAPTER XVII—THE USE MADE OF MARIUS' FIVE-FRANC PIECE
CHAPTER XVIII—MARIUS' TWO CHAIRS FORM A VIS-A-VIS
CHAPTER XIX—OCCUPYING ONE'S SELF WITH OBSCURE DEPTHS
CHAPTER XX—THE TRAP
CHAPTER XXI—ONE SHOULD ALWAYS BEGIN BY ARRESTING THE VICTIMS
CHAPTER XXII—THE LITTLE ONE WHO WAS CRYING IN VOLUME TWO

VOLUME IV.—SAINT-DENIS.

BOOK FIRST.—A FEW PAGES OF HISTORY

CHAPTER I—WELL CUT
CHAPTER II—BADLY SEWED
CHAPTER III—LOUIS PHILIPPE
CHAPTER IV—CRACKS BENEATH THE FOUNDATION
CHAPTER V—FACTS WHENCE HISTORY SPRINGS AND WHICH HISTORY IGNORES
CHAPTER VI—ENJOLRAS AND HIS LIEUTENANTS

BOOK SECOND.—EPONINE

CHAPTER I—THE LARK'S MEADOW
CHAPTER II—EMBRYONIC FORMATION OF CRIMES IN THE INCUBATION OF PRISONS
CHAPTER III—APPARITION TO FATHER MABEUF
CHAPTER IV—AN APPARITION TO MARIUS

BOOK THIRD.—THE HOUSE IN THE RUE PLUMET

CHAPTER I—THE HOUSE WITH A SECRET
CHAPTER II—JEAN VALJEAN AS A NATIONAL GUARD
CHAPTER III—FOLIIS AC FRONDIBUS
CHAPTER IV—CHANGE OF GATE
CHAPTER V—THE ROSE PERCEIVES THAT IT IS AN ENGINE OF WAR
CHAPTER VI—THE BATTLE BEGUN
CHAPTER VII—TO ONE SADNESS OPPOSE A SADNESS AND A HALF
CHAPTER VIII—THE CHAIN-GANG

BOOK FOURTH.—SUCCOR FROM BELOW MAY TURN OUT TO BE SUCCOR FROM ON HIGH

CHAPTER I—A WOUND WITHOUT, HEALING WITHIN
CHAPTER II—MOTHER PLUTARQUE FINDS NO DIFFICULTY IN EXPLAINING A PHENOMENON

BOOK FIFTH.—THE END OF WHICH DOES NOT RESEMBLE THE BEGINNING

CHAPTER I—SOLITUDE AND THE BARRACKS COMBINED

September 1-30

CHAPTER II—COSETTE'S APPREHENSIONS
CHAPTER III—ENRICHED WITH COMMENTARIES BY TOUSSAINT
CHAPTER IV—A HEART BENEATH A STONE
CHAPTER V—COSETTE AFTER THE LETTER
CHAPTER VI—OLD PEOPLE ARE MADE TO GO OUT OPPORTUNELY

BOOK SIXTH.—LITTLE GAVROCHE

CHAPTER I—THE MALICIOUS PLAYFULNESS OF THE WIND
CHAPTER II—IN WHICH LITTLE GAVROCHE EXTRACTS PROFIT FROM NAPOLEON THE GREAT
CHAPTER III—THE VICISSITUDES OF FLIGHT

BOOK SEVENTH.—SLANG

CHAPTER I—ORIGIN
CHAPTER II—ROOTS
CHAPTER III—SLANG WHICH WEEPS AND SLANG WHICH LAUGHS
CHAPTER IV—THE TWO DUTIES: TO WATCH AND TO HOPE
BOOK EIGHTH.—ENCHANTMENTS AND DESOLATIONS
CHAPTER I—FULL LIGHT
CHAPTER II—THE BEWILDERMENT OF PERFECT HAPPINESS
CHAPTER III—THE BEGINNING OF SHADOW
CHAPTER IV—A CAB RUNS IN ENGLISH AND BARKS IN SLANG
CHAPTER V—THINGS OF THE NIGHT
CHAPTER VI—MARIUS BECOMES PRACTICAL ONCE MORE TO THE EXTENT OF GIVING
COSETTE HIS ADDRESS
CHAPTER VII—THE OLD HEART AND THE YOUNG HEART IN THE PRESENCE OF EACH OTHER

BOOK NINTH.—WHITHER ARE THEY GOING?

CHAPTER I—JEAN VALJEAN
CHAPTER II—MARIUS
CHAPTER III—M. MABEUF

BOOK TENTH.—THE 5TH OF JUNE, 1832

CHAPTER I—THE SURFACE OF THE QUESTION
CHAPTER II—THE ROOT OF THE MATTER
CHAPTER III—A BURIAL; AN OCCASION TO BE BORN AGAIN
CHAPTER IV—THE EBULLITIONS OF FORMER DAYS
CHAPTER V—ORIGINALITY OF PARIS

BOOK ELEVENTH.—THE ATOM FRATERNIZES WITH THE HURRICANE

CHAPTER I—SOME EXPLANATIONS WITH REGARD TO THE ORIGIN OF GAVROCHE'S POETRY.
CHAPTER II—GAVROCHE ON THE MARCH
CHAPTER III—JUST INDIGNATION OF A HAIR-DRESSER

October 1-31

CHAPTER IV—THE CHILD IS AMAZED AT THE OLD MAN
CHAPTER V—THE OLD MAN
CHAPTER VI—RECRUITS

BOOK TWELFTH.—CORINTHE

CHAPTER I—HISTORY OF CORINTHE FROM ITS FOUNDATION
CHAPTER II—PRELIMINARY GAYETIES
CHAPTER III—NIGHT BEGINS TO DESCEND UPON GRANTAIRE
CHAPTER IV—AN ATTEMPT TO CONSOLE THE WIDOW HUCHELOUP
CHAPTER V—PREPARATIONS
CHAPTER VI—WAITING
CHAPTER VII—THE MAN RECRUITED IN THE RUE DES BILLETTES
CHAPTER VIII—MANY INTERROGATION POINTS WITH REGARD TO A CERTAIN LE CABUC

BOOK THIRTEENTH.—MARIUS ENTERS THE SHADOW

CHAPTER I—FROM THE RUE PLUMET TO THE QUARTIER SAINT-DENIS
CHAPTER II—AN OWL'S VIEW OF PARIS
CHAPTER III—THE EXTREME EDGE

BOOK FOURTEENTH.—THE GRANDEURS OF DESPAIR

CHAPTER I—THE FLAG: ACT FIRST
CHAPTER II—THE FLAG: ACT SECOND
CHAPTER III—GAVROCHE WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER TO ACCEPT ENJOLRAS' CARBINE
CHAPTER IV—THE BARREL OF POWDER
CHAPTER V—END OF THE VERSES OF JEAN PROUVAIRE
CHAPTER VI—THE AGONY OF DEATH AFTER THE AGONY OF LIFE
CHAPTER VII—GAVROCHE AS A PROFOUND CALCULATOR OF DISTANCES

BOOK FIFTEENTH.—THE RUE DE L'HOMME ARME

CHAPTER I—A DRINKER IS A BABBLER
CHAPTER II—THE STREET URCHIN AN ENEMY OF LIGHT
CHAPTER III—WHILE COSETTE AND TOUSSAINT ARE ASLEEP
CHAPTER IV—GAVROCHE'S EXCESS OF ZEAL

VOLUME V—JEAN VALJEAN

BOOK FIRST.—THE WAR BETWEEN FOUR WALLS

CHAPTER I—THE CHARYBDIS OF THE FAUBOURG SAINT ANTOINE AND THE SCYLLA
CHAPTER II—WHAT IS TO BE DONE IN THE ABYSS IF ONE DOES NOT CONVERSE
CHAPTER III—LIGHT AND SHADOW
CHAPTER IV—MINUS FIVE, PLUS ONE
CHAPTER V—THE HORIZON WHICH ONE BEHOLDS FROM THE SUMMIT OF A BARRICADE
CHAPTER VI—MARIUS HAGGARD, JAVERT LACONIC

November 1-30

CHAPTER VII—THE SITUATION BECOMES AGGRAVATED
CHAPTER VIII—THE ARTILLERY-MEN COMPEL PEOPLE TO TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY
CHAPTER IX—EMPLOYMENT OF THE OLD TALENTS OF A POACHER AND THAT INFALLIBLE
MARKSMANSHIP WHICH INFLUENCED THE CONDEMNATION OF 1796
CHAPTER X—DAWN
CHAPTER XI—THE SHOT WHICH MISSES NOTHING AND KILLS NO ONE
CHAPTER XII—DISORDER A PARTISAN OF ORDER
CHAPTER XIII—PASSING GLEAMS
CHAPTER XIV—WHEREIN WILL APPEAR THE NAME OF ENJOLRAS' MISTRESS
CHAPTER XV—GAVROCHE OUTSIDE
CHAPTER XVI—HOW FROM A BROTHER ONE BECOMES A FATHER
CHAPTER XVII—MORTUUS PATER FILIUM MORITURUM EXPECTAT
CHAPTER XVIII—THE VULTURE BECOME PREY
CHAPTER XIX—JEAN VALJEAN TAKES HIS REVENGE
CHAPTER XX—THE DEAD ARE IN THE RIGHT AND THE LIVING ARE NOT IN THE WRONG
CHAPTER XXI—THE HEROES
CHAPTER XXII—FOOT TO FOOT
CHAPTER XXIII—ORESTES FASTING AND PYLADES DRUNK
CHAPTER XXIV—PRISONER

BOOK SECOND.—THE INTESTINE OF THE LEVIATHAN

CHAPTER I—THE LAND IMPOVERISHED BY THE SEA
CHAPTER II—ANCIENT HISTORY OF THE SEWER
CHAPTER III—BRUNESEAU
CHAPTER IV—BRUNESEAU.
CHAPTER V—PRESENT PROGRESS
CHAPTER VI—FUTURE PROGRESS

BOOK THIRD.—MUD BUT THE SOUL

CHAPTER I—THE SEWER AND ITS SURPRISES
CHAPTER II—EXPLANATION
CHAPTER III—THE "SPUN" MAN
CHAPTER IV—HE ALSO BEARS HIS CROSS
CHAPTER V—IN THE CASE OF SAND AS IN THAT OF WOMAN, THERE IS A FINENESS
WHICH IS TREACHEROUS
CHAPTER VI—THE FONTIS

December 1-31

CHAPTER VII—ONE SOMETIMES RUNS AGROUND WHEN ONE FANCIES THAT ONE IS DISEMBARKING
CHAPTER VIII—THE TORN COAT-TAIL
CHAPTER IX—MARIUS PRODUCES ON SOME ONE WHO IS A JUDGE OF THE MATTER,
CHAPTER X—RETURN OF THE SON WHO WAS PRODIGAL OF HIS LIFE
CHAPTER XI—CONCUSSION IN THE ABSOLUTE
CHAPTER XII—THE GRANDFATHER

BOOK FOURTH.—JAVERT DERAILED

CHAPTER I—JAVERT

BOOK FIFTH.—GRANDSON AND GRANDFATHER

CHAPTER I—IN WHICH THE TREE WITH THE ZINC PLASTER APPEARS AGAIN
CHAPTER II—MARIUS, EMERGING FROM CIVIL WAR, MAKES READY FOR DOMESTIC WAR
CHAPTER III—MARIUS ATTACKED
CHAPTER IV—MADEMOISELLE GILLENORMAND ENDS BY NO LONGER THINKING IT A BAD
THING THAT M. FAUCHELEVENT SHOULD HAVE ENTERED WITH SOMETHING UNDER HIS ARM
CHAPTER V—DEPOSIT YOUR MONEY IN A FOREST RATHER THAN WITH A NOTARY
CHAPTER VI—THE TWO OLD MEN DO EVERYTHING, EACH ONE AFTER HIS OWN FASHION,
TO RENDER COSETTE HAPPY
CHAPTER VII—THE EFFECTS OF DREAMS MINGLED WITH HAPPINESS
CHAPTER VIII—TWO MEN IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND

BOOK SIXTH.—THE SLEEPLESS NIGHT

CHAPTER I—THE 16TH OF FEBRUARY, 1833
CHAPTER II—JEAN VALJEAN STILL WEARS HIS ARM IN A SLING
CHAPTER III—THE INSEPARABLE
CHAPTER IV—THE IMMORTAL LIVER

BOOK SEVENTH.—THE LAST DRAUGHT FROM THE CUP

CHAPTER I—THE SEVENTH CIRCLE AND THE EIGHTH HEAVEN
CHAPTER II—THE OBSCURITIES WHICH A REVELATION CAN CONTAIN

BOOK EIGHTH.—FADING AWAY OF THE TWILIGHT

CHAPTER I—THE LOWER CHAMBER
CHAPTER II—ANOTHER STEP BACKWARDS
CHAPTER III—THEY RECALL THE GARDEN OF THE RUE PLUMET
CHAPTER IV—ATTRACTION AND EXTINCTION

BOOK NINTH.—SUPREME SHADOW, SUPREME DAWN

CHAPTER I—PITY FOR THE UNHAPPY, BUT INDULGENCE FOR THE HAPPY
CHAPTER II—LAST FLICKERINGS OF A LAMP WITHOUT OIL
CHAPTER III—A PEN IS HEAVY TO THE MAN WHO LIFTED THE FAUCHELEVENT'S CART
CHAPTER IV—A BOTTLE OF INK WHICH ONLY SUCCEEDED IN WHITENING
CHAPTER V—A NIGHT BEHIND WHICH THERE IS DAY
CHAPTER VI—THE GRASS COVERS AND THE RAIN EFFACES

2011-11-07T07:26:00.000-05:00

Why do we have six separate remotes sitting on the coffee table right now?

Also, I have a dumb Panic at the Disco song stuck in my head. That's probably one of the worst things to have in one's head, especially when it's been in there since one's alarm went off. WTF.

2011-11-06T23:50:00.000-05:00

I really need to find a good way of tracking the chapters in Les Mis.

More Adventures in Deutschland!

2011-11-05T23:08:00.002-04:00

Kevin and I are going to Germany!

We're going in June of 2013 to enjoy Luthers Hochzeit, which celebrates the marriage of Katharina von Bora and Martin Luther. It's basically the biggest weekend of the year in Lutherstadt Wittenberg. I wrote about it in 2005, and I also described some of the awesome things I bought while I was there!

I reread what I wrote and I'm super excited about the pineapple on a stick, Knobibrot, and the meat (#twss).

We're going with Bridget and whomever else wants to go with us, basically. Our plan is to make Berlin our home base, but who knows where we'll go. I never did get to spend a lot of time in Dresden, but it really depends on how long we'll be there (we haven't gotten past the "we're going to Germany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!" stage).

Plenty of time to plan, though :)

Ahhhh, Friday!

2011-11-04T20:34:00.002-04:00

I have to say that one of the best things about my new job is Fridays. I've only had two of them, but they've both been pretty great so far.

Friday mornings begin with "treat," when someone brings in a small snack for everyone who participates. It costs $2 a year for plates and silverware, and then twice a year or so, you have to bring in something for everyone. Last week, in honor of Halloween, someone brought in dirt pudding, and today it was some tasty apple crisp!

Also, everyone seems a bit more relaxed... for example, around 3:30 today, I was studying (as I have been doing for the past 2 weeks), and my boss comes over to see how I'm doing. We were talking about time sheets and how I didn't know how to scan to email, so he called over one of the other assistants to show me. But first, we all end up standing/sitting around and talking about nothing for 30 minutes. It was great, and I can't wait to see what happens next Friday!

(Oh wait, next Friday is Veterans' Day....BANK HOLIDAY, BITCHES! hehe)

The Art of Fielding

2011-11-03T19:42:00.002-04:00

Because I don't have enough going on in my life right now, I've joined an off-season book club with some of my twitter friends. We're reading The Art of Fielding by Chad Harbach. It's about a boy who is a super fantastic baseball player and some of the people he meets when he goes off to a small, liberal arts college on Lake Michigan (?).

That's pretty much all I can say at this point without spoiling the plot, even if I'm only 70 pages into it.

And, unfortunately for Kristin, everyone (except for me) seems to be reading the book pretty quickly, so we're picking up the pace in hopes of finishing a lot sooner than March. She might not get to borrow it next week, after all :(

Just Shoot Me

2011-11-02T20:16:00.002-04:00

At work, I have my own cubicle. This is a good thing. I have my own desk, a chair, a laptop, plenty of blank space to fill with amazing things! I also don't have any privacy, as there are no walls or ceilings on any of the cubbies. This in itself is not a bad thing.

However, because it's such an open area, you can hear pretty much anything anyone says within a one cubicle radius. Some people try to combat this invasion of privacy/dead air by playing a radio during the day. Again, this in itself is not a bad thing.

But try living in a city where more people pay for satellite radio instead of listening to the stuff that's free on the airwaves (truth). The radio in T-town is TERRIBLE. All of the commercials are lame or inappropriate for work listening, the morning shows aren't funny or entertaining, and they play the same five songs all day long. I mean this literally. I tried texting Kristin anytime they played one of my "do not play again under penalty of death" songs, but it just got obnoxious after 2 hours. These songs are pretty good songs! I used to like most of them, but now hearing one of them makes me want to stab myself in the ear with an ice pick. And if I hear two of them in a row? Well let's not go there.*

So, without further ado (and, it's ado, not adieu, which has confused me for a while. I looked it up.), here are the top songs I never want to hear again in my life! Enjoy!

Adele: Someone Like Yoooooooooooooooooooooooou

Adele: Rolling in the Deep**

Maroon 5: Moves Like Jagger***

Gym Class Heroes f. Adam Levine (from - you guessed it! - Maroon 5): Stereo Hearts

Stay tuned for next week's edition! Maybe my ears will have stopped bleeding by then!

*Let's not forget, it's only my second week up there!
**This is also because my upstairs elephant neighbors played this song on repeat for hours on end for days on end.
***I liked this song so much I bought the CD! I can't listen to it anymore!

2011-11-01T21:13:00.003-04:00

So, I haven't officially decided if I'm going to do NaBloPoMo, but if I don't blog today, then I definitely am not. Well, here I am!

I don't have much to say other than I've been very busy studying for my Series 7 licensing. I hope to be done by Christmas, but who knows if that will really happen. I think the closer it gets to the test, the more hermit-like I will become.

Also, I am three days behind on reading Les Mis. I should just buckle down and read instead of writing a long, insightful blog post, but the next chapter is terrible and I want to be past that and move on to chapters with action! and not just history.

Less than two months to go before Kristin and I are done reading...but we're going to see the show next week! Hooray! I hope Kristin loves it as much as I do :)

#1 - Watch AFI's Top 100 Movies - 46/123

2011-10-03T12:39:00.003-04:00

I've kind of abandoned my blog for the past few months. Now that baseball season is winding down, I realize that I should probably focus on my 30 Before 30 quest - my birthday is a mere 4.5 months away!

The first item on my list is to watch AFI's Top 100 movies. I pulled up the list online and was kind of surprised to discover that I've already seen quite a few of the movies already. In the interest of time and repetition, I decided that I don't have to watch a movie again if I've already seen it, but I can if I so choose.

I also found another list (updated, perhaps?) that had a 23 different movies on it. I added those other movies to my original list, perhaps as a way of making up for not watching every movie again :)

Citizen Kane - 1941
Casablanca - 1942
The Godfather - 1972
Gone with the Wind - 1939
Lawrence of Arabia - 1962
The Wizard of Oz - 1939
The Graduate - 1967
On the Waterfront - 1954
Schindler's List - 1993
Singin' in the Rain - 1952
It's a Wonderful Life - 1946
Sunset Blvd. - 1950
The Bridge on the River Kwai - 1957
Some Like It Hot - 1959
Star Wars - 1977
All About Eve - 1950
The African Queen - 1951
Psycho - 1960
Chinatown - 1974
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - 1975
The Grapes of Wrath - 1940
2001: A Space Odyssey - 1968
The Maltese Falcon - 1941
Raging Bull - 1980
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial - 1982
Dr. Strangelove - 1964
Bonnie and Clyde - 1967
Apocalypse Now - 1979
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington - 1939
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre - 1948
Annie Hall - 1977
The Godfather Part II - 1974
High Noon - 1952
To Kill a Mockingbird - 1962
It Happened One Night - 1934
Midnight Cowboy - 1969
The Best Years of Our Lives - 1946
Double Indemnity - 1944
Doctor Zhivago - 1965
North by Northwest - 1959
West Side Story - 1961
Rear Window - 1954
King Kong - 1933
The Birth of a Nation - 1915
A Streetcar Named Desire - 1951
A Clockwork Orange - 1971
Taxi Driver - 1976
Jaws - 1975
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - 1937
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid - 1969
The Philadelphia Story - 1940
From Here to Eternity - 1953
Amadeus - 1984
All Quiet on the Western Front - 1930
The Sound of Music - 1965
MASH - 1970
The Third Man - 1949
Fantasia - 1940
Rebel Without a Cause - 1955
Raiders of the Lost Ark - 1981
Vertigo - 1958
Tootsie - 1982
Stagecoach - 1939
Close Encounters of the Third Kind - 1977
The Silence of the Lambs - 1991
Network - 1976
The Manchurian Candidate - 1962
An American in Paris - 1951
Shane - 1953
The French Connection - 1971
Forrest Gump - 1994
Ben-Hur - 1959
Wuthering Heights - 1939
The Gold Rush - 1925
Dances with Wolves - 1990
City Lights - 1931
American Graffiti - 1973
Rocky - 1976
The Deer Hunter - 1978
The Wild Bunch - 1969
Modern Times - 1936
Giant - 1956
Platoon - 1986
Fargo - 1966
Duck Soup - 1933
Mutiny on the Bounty - 1935
Frankenstein - 1931
Easy Rider - 1969
Patton - 1970
The Jazz Singer - 1927
My Fair Lady - 1964
A Place in the Sun - 1951
The Apartment - 1960
Goodfellas - 1990
Pulp Fiction - 1994
The Searchers - 1956
Bringing Up Baby - 1938
Unforgiven - 1992
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner - 1967
Yankee Doodle Dandy - 1942

The rest of the other list*:

The General - 1927
The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring - 2001
Saving Private Ryan - 1998
Titanic - 1997
The Sixth Sense - 1999
Intolerance - 1916
Nashville - 1975
Sullivan's Travels - 1941
Cabaret - 1972
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? - 1966
The Shawshank Redemption - 1994
In the Heat of the Night - 1967
All the President's Men - 1976
Spartacus - 1960
Sunrise - 1927
A Night at the Opera - 1935
12 Angry Men - 1957
Swing Time - 1936
Sophie's Choice - 1982
The Last Picture Show - 1971
Do the Right Thing - 1989
Blade Runner - 1982
Toy Story - 1995

*looking at how the rest of the printout is formatted, I think these must be movies from a few other lists. Nothing is in true chronological order, but there are also no doubles. So maybe it is one list. I can't remember anymore!

Almost done with one!

2011-03-19T11:56:00.004-04:00

So we're back from spring training and I got to go to not one but TWO different ballparks while we were in Florida!

First off, Joker Marchant Stadium, spring training home to the Detroit Tigers and permanent home to their High A farm team, the Lakeland Flying Tigers.

We also traveled to Sarasota to see the Baltimore Orioles host the Pittsburgh Pirates at Ed Smith Stadium, which was recently renovated and is now a gorgeous new state-of-the-art ballpark.

I'm really glad we made the trip down south because the time without live baseball was getting a bit unbearable! Also, the snow and work and just being in Ohio was getting a bit unbearable, too. Who wouldn't want to escape the dreariness for some sun?

Thirty before Thirty

2011-03-04T20:36:00.006-05:00

So, when I was having my life crisis the other week, I realized that next year, I'm going to be thirty. Thirty. The big 3-0. Next year. As in, the year after this one. And I'd like to have some accomplishments under my belt by the time I get there!
If you search "30 before 30" you'll probably find a lot of lists with things like "climb Machu Picchu" or "swim the English Channel" but I don't have a ton of time to finish my challenge. Therefore, while I will have some much-harder-to-accomplish goals, I'm not going to make it so impossible that I won't be able to complete anything!

I'll come back to this post to create my list and update it as I get things done. Follow along with me on my journey!

watch AFI's Top 100 movies
make croissants from scratch
make soft pretzels
go to a Detroit Red Wings game
sew a quilt
sew an outfit
learn Spanish (or enough Spanish to have a basic conversation)
visit 3 new ballparks (major or minor league) (2/3)
run a 5k
get a pedicure
go on a cruise
start my Presidential book quest - read 1 book about each president, in the order in which they were in office.
finish my 12-year-long cross-stitch project
complete a 1000+ piece puzzle
make and send Christmas cards
pay off 1 student loan
pay off 1 credit card
finish Casablanca wall hangings
learn to play a song on the banjo
learn to play Happy Birthday on the accordion (shout out to Victor Martinez!)

Today is fresh, with no mistakes in it

2011-01-01T13:51:00.003-05:00

(to paraphrase Anne of Green Gables)

It's a new year and a new decade, and it begins the last full year of my twenties. Ordinarily this wouldn't bother me (and really, it doesn't), but I've been in kind of a funk lately in regards to where I am in my life.

As most of you may know, I'm pretty unhappy with where I am at work. My duties at work are changing this year, basically giving me (and everyone else in my position) a lot more responsibility and things to do while keeping me in the same job grade with no additional compensation. This is their way of eliminating a managerial position but still making sure that the work gets done. Lucky me.

Anyway, I am fully capable of doing this extra work. In fact, most of it is stuff that I either know how to do or have been doing for a long time. I'm just not pleased with the fact that I'm pretty much going to be doing a manager's job but still getting paid in pennies.

So, clearly I need to figure out something else to do, but I'm kind of scared to do it. There aren't many jobs around here as it is, since the economy is in the toilet, and I don't really want to be in sales anymore (because yes, in case you didn't know, being a bank teller is really a sales position!). My problem is that I don't really know *what* I want to do, which makes it pretty hard to look for a new job.

On a lighter note, I am going to try to set some goals/resolutions for myself this year. Nothing crazy like "run 4 miles everyday" because I know I would fail before tomorrow, but just a few things to help improve myself.

cook dinner at least once a week
read one chapter of Les Miserables per day (there are 365 chapters, so this will work out well
work on a craft project for at least 2 hours a week
upload travel photos to the computer within 2 weeks of getting back from a trip
organize the office/craft room
send birthday cards

I think these are all things that I can do throughout the year. Nothing is too ridiculous, but they're all things that will help me be in a better place by the end of the year. Do you have any resolutions or goals for 2011?

I Did It!

2010-11-30T20:33:00.002-05:00

Thirty days, thirty (plus?) blog posts! How exciting - NaBloPoMo is complete for yet another year.

And all I have to say is this:

Glee, don't you understand that solo means one? If you have two people sing a solo, then it is a duet.

Now it is time to watch some Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!

Ow ow ow!

2010-11-29T20:57:00.002-05:00

I went to the gym tonight and I am so sore now! I did 21 minutes of the elliptical (I have a hard time doing more cardio because I get SO! BORED!) and then I used the weight machines. I tried to push myself a bit farther, so I did 1 set of 12 and then followed it with a set of 15....and now I am pretty tired and achy. I will definitely feel this workout in the morning!

Only one more day of NaBloPoMo, which is good. I am running out of blogging topics, and I have no motivation to write my Texas posts. Maybe I will work on those this weekend, when it's cold and gross outide.

Now it's time to enjoy some Life (with Oprah!) on Animal Planet. The current episode is about birds, which wouldn't seem very interesting, but birds are surprisingly interesting! Check it out!

Chirp Chirp

2010-11-28T20:40:00.002-05:00

First things first: Ohio State did win yesterday, but I was not correct in the margin of victory - the final score was 37 to 7. It was pretty lopsided even from the beginning.

Secondly, I had to go to JoAnn Fabrics yestterday for some material...and I left with a Cricut Personal Electronic Cutter! When Jen was over today for Second Thanksgiving, she and I played around with it to see what kinds of cool things it could do - and it's pretty amazing! The Cricut came with a font and basic shapes cartridge, but I also bought the Winter Woodland cartridge, which can cut out snowflakes and various wintery animals, sports, etc. There's even a secret font! It's great because you can create different effects and cut out different layers to each project, so the ice skates aren't all the same color and the poinsettia has a red flower and green leaves.

I know that Cricut cartridges can be pretty expensive, which is why I limited myself to one useful selection yesterday, but I will definitely keep my eyes on ebay for some used ones. I think I prefer the shape cartridges with secret fonts, instead of just letters and shapes. They seem more interesting to me - plus it's a pain to tape or glue all those letters individually ;)

For Posterity's Sake:

2010-11-27T11:52:00.002-05:00

I am predicting an Ohio State victory, 28 to 27.

GO BUCKS!

BLUE SUCKS!

I Want to Hear the People Sing

2010-11-26T21:37:00.002-05:00

Um, why did I not know or realize that Les Miserables (my favorite Broadway show EVER, hands down) is on a 25th anniversary tour?!

I am excited because the tour wil be in Detroit at the end of March, and I think I would like tickets to this show more than anything else on my Christmas list.

If you haven't had the chance to see Les Mis, I heartily recommend it. I wouldn't call it a happy show, but it's so moving and powerful and you will leave with a heart full of emotion.

Rather than post a bunch of videos myself, I will link to this post by elizalou. She fangirls just as well as I could, and she already did the hard work :)

Happy Thanksgiving!

2010-11-25T22:49:00.002-05:00

Kevin and I enjoyed a nice little dinner that we prepared ourselves - duck breast with mashed potato and celery root and a salad. I also lounged on the couch for most of the day trying to finish a book. It was a pretty relaxing day, which was sorely needed and will be my only break until next weekend, what with the big Ohio State-Michigan game on Saturday at noon, and then coffee with the family and Second Thanksgiving on Sunday. It will be a busy but fun weekend!

Now I must go to bed because, unlike most of you, I have to work tomorrow. There is no rest for the weary bank teller, even if she works in a branch that will be undoubtedly slow on Black Friday (One of the joys of not working in a branch that's residential or near any kind of shopping center!).

I hope everyone had a lovely meal and got to spend time with your loved ones!

not happening

2010-11-24T22:01:00.001-05:00

I am in a grumpy mood. I don't feel like blogging because it would just be a list of complaints.

I will have a better post tomorrow and will also finish compiling my Christmas list. I do have until the end of tomorrow, right? :)

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

No Turkeys Allowed

2010-11-23T21:25:00.002-05:00

We have no plans for Thanksgiving. I'm kind of excited about this, since we are having six (!) or eight (!!) people over for Second Thanksgiving on Sunday. A few years ago, I was frustrated about not having any leftovers because we didn't have dinner at home, so we invited Jen and Seth and Janna over for "second thanksgiving" so we would have all of the extra food... and now it has blossomed into a meal that is bigger than going to eat with family!

And I am having a very tough time with my Christmas list. I have two things. And one is lotion. This is impossible.

Also, WHAT is that song in the Eat, Pray, Love DVD commercials? I am hearing that song EVERYWHERE and I don't know what it is. Driving. Me. To Crazy!

Hurts So Good

2010-11-22T21:33:00.001-05:00

I'm trying to get back into the swing of going to the gym. I have been very lax at going consistently for the past few months, even though I feel so much better after I go. And I was starting to see results, even though I had lost literally zero pounds. My clothes fit better, I saw some definition and toning, and then I stopped because of vacation and because I hated coming home when it was 82 degrees inside the house and I was already so sweaty.

So my goal is to go three times a week til the end of the year, then bump it up to four. When I joined my gym, I went that often. I brought my gym clothes to work and didn't even come home before I worked out because really, if it's dark when you leave work, what's another hour til you get home, right?

One problem I have is that I don't have much good workout music. Keep me motivated, people! Help a girl out and give her some great song suggestions! My workouts will thank you!

All I Want for Christmas

2010-11-21T17:19:00.003-05:00

I've been trying to work on my Christmas list in between working on my Christmas cards (they are looking mighty finem by the way!), but it's tough. So I'm going to keep coming back to this post to add things as I think of/find them.

Bare Escentuals Get Started Eyes. I've been using the Get Started Face (?) kit and I really like it. I think I might be ready to move on to using mineral makeup on my eyes. Plus these kits come with the brushes, which are probably worth the price you pay for the whole thing!

Palmer's Olive Butter lotion. I discovered this lotion once in Toledo and LOVED it, but I haven't been able to find it again. It's got a light, refreshing scent and it moisturizes really well.

Gah

2010-11-20T21:32:00.001-05:00

I had a post about Christmas cards ready, but then blogger failed when I was getting ready to post.

Anyway, the gist is: I was going to make other awesome cards, but now I am making also awesome, vintagey cards. If you want one, make sure I have your address!

Harry Potter!

2010-11-19T07:15:00.003-05:00

So excited! Just have to get through one very busy day at work, and then I get to go see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows tonight with some friends and my family! I've been watching the HP specials on the biography channel and they've just been getting me in the mood for the awesomeness that awaits.

Twelve hours to go! Woohoo!

Heather the Grouch

2010-11-18T06:35:00.003-05:00

Dear Neighbor,

I understand that you (and your boyfriend?) work nights, so your schedule is quite different from mine. But can you tell me why it's necessary to have your tv quite so LOUD at night when I am trying to go to sleep? I think this TV must be pressed to the floor, or something, because I can almost figure out what shows you are watching.

Also, I get the need to do chores at weird hours, but must you really do your laundry at 2:00am when our heat vent is right above your basement? And who are you talking to on the phone at 2:00am, anyway? I would prefer to not be woken up by your ranting conversations to your friends, let alone your slamming the dryer closed.

I admit, you might not know that I can hear every word that you say when you're in your basement, but at this point, I don't know that I can let you know this without getting mad. I really would like to get a complete night's sleep, at least during the week, and I get cranky when I can't get that.

Sincerely,
A very sleepy Heather

Starting to drag

2010-11-17T20:44:00.002-05:00

I've done pretty well for the first 16 days of NaBloPoMo. It's over halfway through and I think I posted a lot of quality entries, but I'm getting tired...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows comes out tomorrow night/Friday morning (no midnight showing for me! not til July, that is...), so the Biography channel is showing four different HP specials. Right now I'm watching a show about the making of the first movie. The Trio were so young when they began! It's unbelievable to see them now, so grown up! Emma looks so elegant with her new pixie cut, but she did have gorgeous hair... And Rupert and Dan are so handsome now.

Two other specials are about the creatures and the music of the series. I've got them set to record tonight so I can watch them tomorrow. Whenever I hear Harry's theme, it takes me back to the movies. I love them!

I'm so excited to see the movie! 7:00pm on Friday and the magic will begin!

Christmas Time is (Almost) Here

2010-11-16T10:14:00.002-05:00

to be sung in the style of A Charlie Brown Christmas

I think, now that vacation is over, that I am ready for it to be Christmas! Thanksgiving is next week, but we don't really have any plans other than Second Thanksgiving, so I've turned my eyes towards that delightful holiday season of giving!

I have so many plans for things to make and do, but I don't know that I'm going to get everything done. I want to:

make cards
make a couple holiday gifts (including a great cross-stitch or embroidered sampler for my own family white elephant! This is what I most want to get done, so why am I waiting until practically the last minute to begin?!)
put up the tree
compile a Christmas list
tackle gift shopping for others
plan and host our Christmas party (and make invitations? Am I crazy ambitious or just crazy?)

But first things first: today I have to do the dishes, put away the laundry, and tidy up the house. It will be so much easier to use this day to get things done if I have a clean foundation to work with. Good thing I enjoyed that vacation of mine! :)

Chicken Pot Pie

2010-11-15T21:50:00.002-05:00

I really wanted to have some chicken pot pie for dinner tonight...so I made one!

Well, I made half. The crust, though, which is the toughest part. And, if I may say so myself (and I will), it was delicious! I had to make two crusts, one for the top and one for the bottom. I used the same recipe, but tried two different methods of incorporating the butter.

1 1/4 c flour
1 stick butter*
1/4 t salt
2 T ice water

*For the first batch, the butter was frozen and I grated it on a box grater. The second batch, I just cut the cold butter into pieces and mixed it in with a pastry cutter.

Mix the flour and salt in a large bowl. If you use the grated butter, you're supposed to mix it lightly into the flour. Once the butter is tossed/mixed in, add the water (you may need more or less because of humidity) and mix the dough together with a rubber spatula. Once the dough is moist and holds together, form it into a disc and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes.

I actually preferred the dough with the butter just cut into the dough, not grated. I don't know if that's because it was on the top of the pie or what, but I just liked it more!

Last Day

2010-11-14T10:46:00.002-05:00

It's our last day in Texas. We're still in Austin, but this afternoon we're driving to Boern because a friend of mine who lives in the area invited us to a family barbeque. Then we're ending the day in San Antonio and flying out early in the morning.

That means that I have to try to squeeze in some last-minute Tex Mex delights and figure out if there's any other places I want to try to visit today. I think, though, with it being Sunday, that places might have shortened hours. I will have to check.

Possible destinations: Museum of the Weird in Austin, Buckhorn's and the Texas Ranger Museum in San Antonio. Wish us luck!

Lost in Austin

2010-11-13T10:10:00.002-05:00

Good morning! I've only got a few minutes to blog - we're headed out for some migas for breakfast, then to the Bob Bullock Texas State History Museum! And possibly the Museum of the Weird later today.

Yesterday we saw the last of the missions, and we backtracked to get a couple pictures that I missed, but then we managed to go inside some of the buildings at a mission that was closed on Thursday. I'll be posting that entry sometime in the next few days, since I think the missions and their history is just so fascinating!

We also got to see the bats flying out of the Congress St bridge last night at dusk. Apparently at the height of bat season (did you know there was such a thing?!), there are 1.5 MILLION bats that come streaming out of the bridge to go feeding. It's really kind of amazing to see just a stream of bats flying off in the same direction for 10 minutes. I can only imagine what it must look like in the summer!

I also sampled some more Tex-Mex food, and that entry will be forthcoming as well (A Tale of Two Tacos).

Off to the sunny Austin downtown!

Things I've Learned in San Antone, part 1

2010-11-12T09:50:00.004-05:00

1. Fresh tortillas = about the best thing in the world. Ever.

2. Fruit salad in November probably isn't something you'd look forward to... but in Texas, the fruit is fresh and juicy and delicious and so so ripe! Cantelope and watermelon around Thanksgiving? Yes, please!

3. Barbacoa (Mexican barbeque) seems like it would be this amazingly tasty delight, but really it's just shredded pot roast. No fancy herbs or spices, just... beef. And the barbacoa that I sampled was very greasy, so that doesn't make me want to try it again.

4. Mariachi bands make me uncomfortable.

Kevin and I visited a bunch of missions yesterday, and now we're headed to the last one on the list. I will do a Mission Wrap-Up tomorrow or Saturday. Then it's off to Salt Lick or Lockhart for some barbeque, driving through the Hill Country, then Austin!

Texas!

2010-11-11T10:02:00.003-05:00

Well, after some adventures, we made it to Texas! And when we woke up this morning, it was 66 degrees. I am pretty sure that's warmer than it has been all week in Toledo. And it's supposed to be 83 today.

Naturally, this means I will be the ultra-white girl walking around in shorts, but seriously? How can I not take advantage of short weather in November?

(Of course, this also means I might be the ghostly white girl in shorts in Lakeland in March, but again, I live in Ohio, where winter can -and has!- lasted from October to April.)

I'll report more on our adventures as I can. Off to the Mi Tierra for breakfast! And the Riverwalk! And the Alamo! I can't wait to see the basement ;)

Early post

2010-11-10T07:10:00.002-05:00

We leave right after I get home from work today, so I want to make sure that I will have time to blog before tomorrow.

It takes a lot of time to get ready for a trip and clean up the house and do all those little things you need to do before you leave so that your house doesn't stink when you get home! Things I still need to do: take out the garbage, finish a few dishes, clean up some clutter that's around.

I've got all my stuff ready to get shoved in a suitcase once Kevin gets home - the nice thing about a short trip is that you don't really have to take a ton of stuff!

Anyway, gotta jet (haha!). I will try to post exciting things about the trip as we experience them :)

McRib Madness!

2010-11-09T19:47:00.002-05:00

So, I had a long day today. I had to leave the house at 6:50 to get to my mentoring site because I wasn't sure how long it was going to take me to get there (answer: 20 minutes, almost exactly). Which means I had to get up at 5:30 so that I could get ready and eat breakfast and all that great stuf that I do before work.

And I had to work late tonight (til 6:30! When I am used to leaving at 5:30 or even 5:15 sometimes!) to make calls for credit cards (meh). I decided that I did not want to make dinner or even reheat some leftovers, so I stopped at McDonald's.

Plus, I was curious about the McRib. Come on, after seeing all those commercials all over tv, who wouldn't be? Anyway, I ordered one. And I had to wait for almost 10 minutes for it because it wasn't ready. But! That means the McRib that I got was fresh (!) ...and... to make up for the wait, they gave me two free apple pies!

The verdict: the McRib is a fun treat, but I won't be driving across the country for it. And, free apple pies make everything better :)

Kohl's

2010-11-08T21:03:00.002-05:00

I don't think I like Kohl's. I can never find anything that I want when I am at Kohl's. Their clearance sections always looks like they've exploded. They don't have tall pants. It always seems like there are 390823909847 racks shoved into a space the size of a closet. And the checkout lanes are always so confusing!

So can someone explain to me why I keep shopping there? And occasionally finding cute things? I went there tonight to find some new pants for work, and while I was unsuccessful in that venture (go figure!), I did find a cute clearance cardigan. It's short-sleeved in a light cocoa color, and it's got some brown and pink print on the bottom right and top left, and there's a bit of embroidery along the design. Super cute and it was only $12!

It's like you're mocking me, Kohl's, because just when I'm ready to give up on you, you have one super cute thing buried in the racks that I must own!

You have won this time, but in the end, I shall prevail!

Elation!

2010-11-07T22:17:00.001-05:00

I was flipping through the channels tonight and made one of the best discoveries of all -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer is on the Chiller network! Every morning at 6 and 7 (or 7 and 8?) and every evening at 6, they show at least one episode of one of my favorite shows ever.

They must have just started airing Buffy because they had a marathon today that started with season one (and I missed it!). I did catch the end of the episode where Xander is going to be eaten by the praying mantis teacher, though, and I'm making myself go to bed before the current episode (out of five come one - and the Annointed One shows up).

But you can guarantee that once Chiller starts airing season 2, I'll be DVRing the heck out of that show! LOVE IT!

Breeders' Cup

2010-11-06T13:14:00.002-04:00

I have five minutes to blog because Kevin and I are going to a wedding.

I like Breeders' Cup because it's such amazing horses that are racing, but at the same time, that makes it difficult to bet because all of the horses are good!

My pick for the big race today is not Zenyatta, even though she is a great horse and would be 20-0, but Quality Road. I think QR just has a better opportunity to start strong, get out front, and take it to the end. Of course, Zenyatta is a great closer, so if she wins, I think that's how she'll do it.

The race isn't for 3 hours, though, and we'll be watching for results from the receotion. I've got it set to record, though :) Wish me luck!

"Blog foul" foul!

2010-11-05T23:20:00.003-04:00

Kristin says I can't blog about the same thing two days in a row. SO HERE, KRISTIN!

I bought some Private Selection ice cream yesterday - it's a black forest amaretto swirly thing. Chocolate ice cream with amaretto things and a cherry swirl. Good when you get a bite of just two things, but all together, it's kind of a lot going on.

Somehow Ben and Jerry can make 239480923 ingredients work, but Kroger, you have a bit of work to do!

Redux

2010-11-05T23:13:00.001-04:00

Just watched Community again with Kevin, and it was totally just as funny as last night.

This is brought to you by the letter S... as in SNAP!

Community

2010-11-04T20:43:00.002-04:00

If you aren't watching this show, you are missing out! It's got a great cast, including Joel McHale and his fabulous bod and Chevy Chase.

The premise: a group of misfits bonds over a study group (1st season: Spanish class with Senor Chang. This season: Anthropology!). Tonight's episode involved a Mean Girl throwdown and a secret trampoline. The Halloween episode involved a zombie-esque epidemic, and there was recently an episode about a space simulation.

I know, it sounds crazy and ridiculous, but somehow it works. Check it out so I have someone to talk to about this amazing show!

The holidays are just around the corner

2010-11-03T21:29:00.002-04:00

They'll be here before we know it... and I have a list of gifts I have to make/buy/conjure out of thin air! I would love to do crafty gifts, but I know that not everyone would appreciate them. Plus, I am great at starting projects, but not so great at finishing them.

What are some quick and easy projects that look like they took a lot of time? Things I can do: knit, crochet (with assistance), cross-stitch, embroider (beginning), paper crafts.

I would love to do a customized cookbook for my 14 year old cousin, but what kinds of recipes do you put in a cookbook for a pretty talented young chef?

And what about someone who is trying to eliminate clutter from her life?

I can't list everyone I'm shopping/crafting for, as some of them read this blog, but hopefully they will comment with some Christmas ideas! It's getting to be that time, ladies - I need lists!

Anyway, at least I am not complaining about my job or Kevin's job today, which is a plus. Tomorrow is another day, my friends, and one day closer to Christmas. Aaaacck!

Jinx

2010-11-02T22:00:00.002-04:00

I should've knocked on wood yesterday when I posted about Texas. Today, Kevin told me that his boss is trying to make him work next Thursday...which means, no flying to Texas on Wednesday night!

I think I talked him off the ledge of quitting his job, but no guarantees. Good thing I am also off on Monday and Tuesday.

It was my intent to write about some of my favorite 80s movies tonight, but clearly that got derailed by my not-so-fun phone call. I'll save my commentary on Top Gun! Clue! and whatever else I choose.

So, sorry about a downer entry, but I spent a lot of time on the phone and at the gym tonight. Plus, I'm out of mini Kit Kats, which isn't helping matters.

The stars at night / are big and bright

2010-11-01T20:53:00.002-04:00

Deep in the Heart of Texas!

That's right, kids! This train is headed to Texas! Next week! Kevin and I were planning on going to Philadelphia over Veteran's Day to visit one of my best friends from high school, but plans have fallen through. And I decided that I'd like to go someplace warm*, so we're headed down south for five days.

We'll be flying into Austin and then going to San Antonio ("there's no basement** in the Alamo!"). Kevin's really excited about taking me around Austin (so he can show me all of his SXSW haunts... plus I think he just really wants one of his favorite margaritas!), and we'll be able to explore San Antonio together.

Anyone have any tips or secret hotspots to share? I'm open to all suggestions!

Also, I think I might have to go shopping for some fashionable warmer weather wear. Hopefully I can find some sweet stuff on 75% off clearance! I could use some non-work/non-jean pants that would be good for walking and lounging.

I am very excited about our Texas Adventure! Don't be surprised if I type song lyrics about Texas for the whole month, haha!

*today was the first day I woke up and the temperature was below freezing, so I don't know why I am complaining so much at this point. Talk to me again in FEBRUARY!
**I instinctively wanted to type baseball. I am sad that baseball is almost over for 2010. 157 days til Tigers Home Opener is TOO LONG TO WAIT!

NaBloPoMo is right around the corner

2010-10-31T13:29:00.002-04:00

I have some interesting things planned for the blogging extravaganza that is NaBloPoMo!

I also can't believe that it's been such a long time since I last posted, but hopefully this will get me back into the swing of things. It's that time of year when no one wants to be outside, so they stay inside on the computer...and what better thing to do than read my blog!?

Once baseball is over, I hope to have some great movie reviews and perhaps some restaurant features. Maybe I will also have some excellent craft projects (I've got awesome ideas for Christmas cards this year!)

So thanks for putting up with my absence! November is going to be awesome!

My family!

2010-03-25T21:30:00.004-04:00

Last month, I visited with my Aunt Noonie. She is the youngest of my grandma's siblings and such an awesome lady.

While I was there, she showed me a ton of old family pictures of our family. These pictures aren't limited to her family, but also include my grandpa's family, as my Aunt Noonie's husband (my Uncle Paul) was my grandpa's brother! Three sisters married three brothers, not just once but TWICE in my grandma's family.

So anyway, here are a few of the pictures she shared with me.

This is my grandpa's mother, Catherine Mills (middle), and two of her sisters. I looooove this picture! They look so carefree on the beach.

Hazel Utter is my grandma's mother. I know that she and her family traveled out west, but I'm not sure why. Here are a couple pictures of her from her adventures, then when she was pregnant with some of my grandma's siblings, then again when she was older.

I really love looking at these old pictures. I wonder about how the women in my family grew up, had children, lived their lives, and somehow still managed to look pretty happy. (Beautiful Catherine is the exception here. I don't have time to tell her story today, but I hope that someday I will be able to share it. Not to be cryptic, of course, but it's a sad tale that doesn't have a happy ending. All I really wanted to do here was post some pictures!)

I hope you enjoyed this small glimpse of my family. There are many more photos that can be shared if you are interested.

Fundraising for Junior Achivement

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I'm collecting (tax-deductible!) contributions to support Junior Achivement! On February 6, I'll be participating in the Hollywood Bowl-a-Vard, and we've been asked to raise money. Even the smallest amount is appreciated, and any donation you make will help me not feel like a loser who can't collect anything :)

Click here to make a pledge.

Thank you so much!

Happy New Year!

2010-01-02T18:16:00.002-05:00

Happy 2010, everyone! I hope you all had a lovely holiday and that you're either feeling better (Marilyn) or are settling in to your new place (Bridget) or are sticking to your resolutions (Kristin) or all of the above.

I'm still trying to decide if I want to make any resolutions. I'd definitely like to get in better shape for 2010, but I'm not sure how to tackle that. I need to find some motivation to actually get up off of the couch and do something athletic. Suggestions? Kevin does have a Wii and we've still got Jen's Wii Fit, so those are possibilities. I've got a wedding in May to attend and my 10 year high school reunion is in the fall, so no time like the present to make my fat ass a little less fat!

Also, in way more exciting news, we're going to Nashville! Kevin and I booked tickets today to go to Nashville for the long MLK weekend. We might even go to a show at the Grand Ole Opry - we could see Carrie Underwood, Dierks Bentley, and Emmylou Harris.

And, because I need to make this post entirely self-serving, I'm entering a giveaway over at twelve22, and you can too! Just comment on this post and tell her which flavor of Zevia diet soda you'd like to try, or blog about it and post the comment! The contest ends on Tuesday the 5th, so you've still got a chance to enter!

Today's agenda includes....

2009-12-05T10:11:00.002-05:00

Cut out cookies
Truffles
Bark
Marshmallows
anything else we decide.

I am looking forward to a fun day of baking and creating. Hopefully it will keep my mind off of the ridiculous situation at work, and I'll get some awesome stuff out of it as well!

Also, cowbell giveaway at the hockey game tonight! Why yes, I DO have a fever! And the only prescription is more cowbell!

2009-12-01T20:29:00.003-05:00

I was waiting to hear the phrase "Weapons of Mass Destruction" but apparently there are just weapons that will cause more destruction. Meh. In that case, let's just see what happens.

I also want to know how sending thousands of troops abroad is different from occupation. Anyone? Bueller?

2009-11-30T21:02:00.002-05:00

Last day of NaBloPoMo! Hooray! I had lots of thoughts for an exciting last post, but my brain is tired and I forget what I wanted to write.

So, this is enough for now! Time to go look for some great Cyber Monday deals... hope stuff isn't expired!

2009-11-29T19:54:00.003-05:00

Second Thanksgiving was a success! The food was yummy and there are plenty of leftovers for the week, so our mission was accomplished! We still have a sinkful of dishes to do, though, which sucks, but that will help us burn off the calories from our delicious dinner!

HOWEVER! Today I also discovered a completely awesome timewaster -- sporcle.com. It's full of educational (and some not-so-educational) quizzes. We've had to name all of the US presidents, countries in the world, famous foursomes, even famous vampires! It's very appropriately billed as "mentally stimulating diversions," and now you must excuse me, for I have to go take this quiz:

2009-11-28T16:21:00.002-05:00

Second Thanksgiving is tomorrow, so I get to make my Grandma's cherry "cheesecake" tonight! If it turns out as it should, I will try to post a picture and the recipe because it is so delicious!

I am also taking advantage of amazon's huuuuuuuge Black Friday/Black Weekend sales and getting some of my Christmas shopping done. I love that so many of my giftees like technological things!

Fight or no fight?

2009-11-27T21:59:00.002-05:00

Kevin and I have been to two Walleye Hockey games in the last week, and in both games, the referees (aka assholes in stripes!) have broken up EVERY SINGLE FIGHT before it even gets to be a real fight! Come on, dudes, you know we're all there to see some gloves tossed and blood spilled!

And tonight there was a horribly botched call, which resulted in 7500 people chanting "Buuulllll shit! Buuulllll shit!" for the rest of the period. That was fun, but the call was not.

Let's go, refs! Get it together!

2009-11-26T22:18:00.002-05:00

Happy Thanksgiving! I had a lovely day with my uncle's family and then we went to see New Moon, which... while by no means was a good movie, certainly wasn't as terrible as I expected.

And somehow I've convinced Kevin to watch Twilight. I think this is because it's regarded as such a terrible movie that he doesn't believe it can be that bad. So far, it really is exactly as bad as people have said. Oh, the woeful dialogue! The stiff acting! The wretchedness! Let's see if we get through the whole movie tonight, or if I'll have to turn if off and continue the suffering this weekend.

2009-11-25T23:49:00.001-05:00

I've been gaming for almost six hours. The end is in sight but I won't be done before 12. My eyes hurt. My legs hurt from Kevin's abnormally high chairs and table. Is it the weekend yet?

Some links for me to read...

2009-11-24T22:34:00.002-05:00

...because I am tired and going to bed before I can read them!

Pumpkin-infused vodka.
A history of waffles. (Yes!)
Creative-thing-a-day. (I could use some inspiration!)
The pie I am making for Thanksgiving!

2009-11-23T21:23:00.002-05:00

I need some book recommendations.

I've read the entire Stephanie Plum series, all of the Sookie Stackhouse novels, many, many cheesy romance novels, lots of non-fiction, and I don't know what else to try!

Help me make my cold winter weekends more enjoyable, because it gets awfully boring trapped under 29384 blankets on the couch with nothing to do!

2009-11-22T16:13:00.001-05:00

Eh. Is November over yet?

Go Bucks!

2009-11-21T10:59:00.003-05:00

It's that very special day in Northwest Ohio, kids! The Ohio State-Michigan football game is TODAY which means that all week long, people have been wearing their beloved scarlet-and-gray or perhaps their maize-and-blue and have changed their ringtones to fight songs.

Toledo is in a unique geographical spot -- yes, we're in Ohio, only a few hours from Columbus and the Shoe, but we're also even closer to the Big House in Ann Arbor. Families are torn apart over this intense rivalry, neighbor is pitted against neighbor, and even new United States citizens are encouraged to choose a team!

This is the game that can make or break a season. Last week, Ohio State clinched a spot in a bowl game, but if they lose today, it's like they might as well have lost all season long. And Michigan isn't having what anyone would call a good season, but a win today would change everyone's opinions.

Anyway, while I'll be cheering on my Buckeyes, I will be proudly wearing not Ohio State or Michigan, but a t-shirt from my alma mater, who last week clinched an undefeated season and won the NCAC. Today they'll be playing in the first round of the NCAA Division III Championship. Go Tigers!

Thank you for calling Moviefon...

2009-11-20T20:40:00.004-05:00

I was trolling the internet tonight and found Moviefone's Top 10 Twilight T-shirts. I thought they were kind of lame, so I figured I'd go find my own...

Oh. Em. Gee. Twilight fans are nuts! There are more than 16,000 entries JUST for Team Edward! Poor Team Jacob only has 8,610 different designs. I guess we all know who the fans adore!

Anyway, here are some of the best that I found in my ten-minute search:

(This might be my favorite!)
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Verdict? Some fans are pretty clever, if you can get past the "Team Sparky!Edward" or "I luv Jacob cuz he's hot!" dreck! I will have to search more through cafepress to see if I can find some great Christmas presents!

2009-11-19T22:32:00.002-05:00

I want these delicious-looking things! I don't think I've ever had anything from Godiva, but it always looks so yummy! Or, you know, just being able to make things that look so delicious would be nice!

And this is for Kristin: Jason Segel of HIMYM sang a song last night with The Swell Season - and here's the video! The Swell Season is going to be in Ann Arbor in a couple weeks and I would loooooooooove to go. (See the movie "Once" or get the soundtrack to hear how amazing they are!)

Wake up the box!

2009-11-18T22:13:00.002-05:00

Something simple today, but I find it amusing:

Wake up the box! I found it through bontegames, I'm in love with the lil box dude's face as he goes flyyyyyyyyyyying through the air. "Aaaaaack! I am awake!"

Check it out!

2009-11-17T21:12:00.002-05:00

Aack! Almost forgot to blog!

I've been busy trying to make the invitations for our holiday open house and watching So You Think You Can Dance as it cuts in and out on Kevin's TV.

And I'm already just so tired from work. I feel like I've worked a million hours and solved a million problems and it's only Tuesday! Doesn't help matters that I am in a meeting for half of the day tomorrow and then I've got to stay late tomorrow night to make calls. Boo! Also, my manager was out all day yesterday and today, and she'll be gone Thursday and Friday as well, AND my part time teller is off work sick this week because she's got a kidney stone.

I feel really bad that most of the time I just complain about work, but honestly, I don't know what else to write about. I don't have anything exciting happening, other than possibly going to the hockey game this Friday. Oh! I am taking after Kristin and starting Wing Quest -- I am on the search for the best wings in T-town. I probably won't chronicle my journey, though, because wings are such a subjective thing. But who knows, maybe I will change my mind!

2009-11-16T21:18:00.001-05:00

Gingerbread Caramels! I might have to put these on my to-make Christmas list!

And these crazy insane minty brownies!

It's the end of the world as we know it!

2009-11-15T11:10:00.002-05:00

Kevin and I went to see 2012 yesterday, and I actually really enjoyed it! It requires total suspension of disbelief, but it's a pretty decent flick. (And thankfully the movie is so loud that none of the other patrons will hear you laughing at how ridiculous some of the scenes are!)

Anyway here's a list of Things One Should Know to Prepare for the End of the World:

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Limos and RVs have awesome pick-up, so if you anticipate having to drive away from some mass destruction, those are the best vehicles to choose.

Mass-issued clothes will only come in black, white, and gray, so if you look best in blues and greens or any sort of color, take care to pack those in your suitcase. Otherwise, it might be a long time til civilization redevelops itself enough to create clothing dyes. You can still be fashion-forward, even in times of crisis!

If earthquakes start turning your life upside down, always wear a pair of comfortable running shoes! You never know when you might have to make a break for it. Also, wear pants.

Apparently time will start over at Day One should anyone survive the Destruction of the World, so make sure to take a list of your new month and day names. You could have a great shot at getting a month named after you! (Stansfiember? Blairuary? Muly? You never know!)

Geological Crises are nothing to be laughed at!

Big day today!

2009-11-14T10:33:00.002-05:00

Last night Kevin and I went to dinner at the home of one of my coworkers and her husband. We had a tasty pork tenderloin with some roasted carrots and some vinegared green beans and THE most delicious pecan-walnut-apple pie! I'll definitely have to get the recipe from him because it was amazing.

But today, I've got a pretty full agenda. Kevin wants to go see 2012, so I am going to indulge him and we're going to go to a matinee. (Actually, after reading some of the reviews, I want to see it because I have to see just how ridiculous this movie can be!) Jen might be joining us, and then I might rope her into helping me make party invites and finish my holiday cards. AND I want to try my family fudge recipe.

We also want to try to squeeze in a trip to the library, which we'll have to do today, as the library system has had to change their hours due to budget cuts. That means no more lazy Sunday library trips, at least for the forseeable future :(

Anyway, hopefully the next time I report I will have good things to say about movies/crafts/my cooking skills. Fingers crossed!

2009-11-13T07:57:00.001-05:00

I wanted to post the "Bob Dylan Wrote Every Song" video, but I can't find it on youtube. So instead I'll post this:

2009-11-12T07:56:00.000-05:00

I have a day of running around like a crazy person and working at both of my jobs (8:30-6:00 and 6:00 to 9:30! Yay!), so I just wanted to acknowledge the day with a post. Even if it's stupid, it still counts!

It's only Day 11

2009-11-11T21:07:00.003-05:00

And I'm already tired of NaBloPoMo.

I went to IKEA today (sorry Bridget, I missed your call!) and didn't find much, which was surprising. Usually when I go to IKEA I can fill a whole cart full of just stuff! Today, I got two rolly crate things and a serving bowl. Whoopdeedoo.

But I did come to the conclusion that I'm going to do the baked good thing for Christmas. I thought about the bath stuff, but that'll be too much of an investment right now. Plus, I like baking!

So, if you've got any recipes you'd like to contribute, send 'em my way!

2009-11-10T22:15:00.001-05:00

Yikes, almost forgot to blog!

Good thing I am watching the most awesome news broadcast ever!*

Not only is the weatherman named Bruce Slusher, but I've heard the term "dog genocide" no less than two times. Awesome, Toledo!

*sarcasm

2009-11-09T21:22:00.002-05:00

I am reeeeeeeeeeeeally terribly dissatisfied at my job. I haven't figured out my next step, but it definitely can't involve staying where I am. Coming home from work and drinking isn't the best way to deal with stress, nor can I afford it.

*sigh* Why can't things just be stress-free?

More clothing awesomeness!

2009-11-08T13:51:00.005-05:00

I found this link over at angry chicken (of cake in a jar fame!). Polyvore allows you to create awesome clothing montages from the comfort of your own ratty pajamas! She very rightfully so claims that you can spend hours poring over this website... and I totally did last night.

Here are a few of my creations:

Yes, please!

2009-11-07T09:10:00.004-05:00

For lack of anything better to do on a Saturday morning, I am window shopping. As in, I have many, many internet windows open with such cute clothes and shoes that I would like to own!

Lucky for you, it's NaBloPoMo, so you get to see what I am ogling!

These shoes: pointy-toed, kitten heel, with a BOW! A sexy black shoe, but it's also available in Gold Royal Satin and Royal Silver. Oooh!

And there's no way I'd be able to wear these shoes, but they are too awesome! Turquoise, peep-toe, super cute jewel accent on the toe!

What a great dress! It's so chic and sassy. I wonder if it's something I'd be comfortable in at work?

I have absolutely nowhere I'd wear this one, but I love it anyway!

I'm also looking for a "grown-up" purse, but I don't know how to find one. I'd like a bag that's going to last a long time without falling apart, but I don't want something that's got the designer plastered all over the front (Coach, I'm looking at you!). Just a basic leather bag. Suggestions on where/how to find one?

2009-11-06T21:27:00.002-05:00

I went out after work tonight with one of my coworkers who had been sitting at the bar since 2:30 this afternoon. It was...an interesting experience, to say the least. But on the plus side, one of my customers was there and he bought me a drink from across the bar to thank me for everything that I've done for him. Score!

But then I sat there for two more hours while my coworker's friends showed up and at dinner, which wasn't the most exciting thing, but I did get a free slice of chocolate minty cake!

And here's a list of Tina Fey's 10 Favorite 30 Rock moments. This is definitely one of my favorites: Tracy Jordan says "Don’t want to disappoint my Japanese public. Especially Godzilla. (crazy laugh) I’m just kidding. I know he doesn’t care what humans do."

2009-11-05T21:58:00.003-05:00

If you were to receive a gift basket of homemade goodies, what are some things you'd like to get? Sweets, baked goods, vanilla, infused vodkas, etc.

I'm trying to figure out my "miscellaneous gifts for people who might not get a real gift from me" theme. Since I've been doing so much experimental cooking this year, I thought I'd try to go for something cookery, but I'm not sure what to do.

Or, would you prefer bath goodies? I got the Martha Stewart Living from last December which has lots of great ideas, but I don't know which would be the best way to go.

Thanks, dudes!

Also, unrelated but WTF. Taylor Swift hosting SNL this weekend? Seriously?

Classic Rock Rant

2009-11-04T20:57:00.004-05:00

Okay, now that I've gotten that rant off my chest, let's write something exciting!

....thinking of something exciting to write....

Oh! (This might turn into another mini-rant.) At work, I listen to what the station calls "classic rock." I really enjoy this station because it's different from most workday stations that only play Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus. The station isn't all strictly classic rock as Kevin would define it; they definitely have lots of 80s hair band awesomeness (including one of my favorite songs EVER -- "Photograph" by Def Leppard!), but recently, they've crossed the line.

I'm sorry, but Counting Crows and the Wallflowers are NOT classic rock! Nor will they ever be classic rock! Just because a song is 15 years old doesn't mean it should go on the classic rock radio station. Gah!

Also, Kristin, your hair is super cute :) I might have to get you some pixie wings for Christmas!