Wednesday, January 12, 2005

YEAH TOAST!!!!

So, I got a new mix cd this week and one of the selections is "Yeah Toast" from the Bob and Tom show. This song is my new favorite random song, next to Eyeball Skeleton.

All around the country and coast to coast
People always say, "what do you like most?"
I don’t want to brag, I don’t want to boast
I always tell ‘em, "I like toast."
YEAH, TOAST!!
YEAH, TOAST!!

I get up in the morning ‘bout six A.M.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot,
I get toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!

Now, there’s no secret to toasting perfection
There’s a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, press down again
Make toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!

When the first caveman drove in from the drags
Didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must have met a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!

Oui Monsieur, bonjour coquette,
Une croissant? Et vous auvent?
Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel Tower,
Oui Marie, baguette, bonsoir!
FRENCH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST!

TOAST!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

the song is fabulous but dude, I am SOOOO sick of toast!! and it's only been a week. any suggestions as to how to improve my diet beyond pasta, toast, and instant soup? perhaps I'll give you a call tonight and ask you in person..bis dann! ~b (ps- how's that CD coming?)