Talk Like a Pirate Day (TLAPD) is TOMORROW. Arr mateys! Be ye not unprepar'ed.
Someone made the wise observation that Hermione Granger's birthday falls on TLAPD. And he wrote a song about it. You can download or listen here. Gotta love it!
Who's the sassy bossy witch that all the boys pursue?
Grander than the Golden Snitch and more elusive too.
One may Seeker, one may Keeper, both know how to score, with
Hermione Granger, the Pirate Queen, the pride of Gryffindor!