Fun with Spam!

This morning I got an email from Marilyn. I'm not quite sure who she is, but she's engaged! And she wants me to send her gifts and/or money!

OUR HEARTS TOUCHED,

AND LOVE WAS BORN...

WE DECIDED TO MAKE A JOURNEY TOGETHER

AND SHARE OUR LIVES FOREVER!

WE ARE TYING THE KNOT!

FROM:

FRANCIS & MARILYN

DATE: 23 APRIL 2005

TIME: 1PM

VENUE: HOLY SPIRIT CATHEDRAL PARISH, ACCRA GHANA

REGISTRIES:

PLEASE CHOOSE THE MOST CONVENIENT FOR YOU

1. HTTP://WWW.TARGET.COM OR IN STORE (USE ANY OF OUR NAMES)

2. HTTP://WWW.BEDBATHANDBEYOND.COM OR IN STORE (USE ANY OF OUR NAMES)

3. MONEY TRANSFER THROUGH:

HTTP://WWW.WESTERNUNION.COM OR HTTP://WWW.VIGOUSA.COM OR THEIR AGENTS.

RECIPIENTS - MARILYN OR FRANCIS . SEND THE MTCN # AND TEST QUESTION THROUGH THIS EMAIL.

THE WARMEST REGARDS FROM BOTH US

I just tried to check her registry, but it's not listed. Must be a problem with Target's servers today, or something. Maybe I'll email her to wish her congratulations, anyway!

**Edited to remove their last names. I'm leaving it up, as it still amuses me because it totally looks like SPAM, but I'll make it less incriminating. See my next post for details! :)