This is what I get for reading the "oddly enough" and "most popular" sections of the online news...
Exploding frogs in Germany
Flesh Chunks in Iowa Water Lines -- Pamela, be careful!
Awesome picture of an eagle nebula, taken yesterday
Cannibalism in the next Pirates of the Caribbean -- I saw real-life cannibals on Wildboyz Sunday. CRAZY. Who'da thunk that cannibalism would be so popular?!
Sars at Tomato Nation speculates about The Laws With No Names. I personally like the "Clear Channel Death Speculation Venn" and the "Good Burger Mnemonic Boom" on page two.