Thom: the parentheticals are the background singers
Armed with only an amortization table and a calculator
You don't hesitate to tell us when we're worth more dead than alive (kickin' the bucket)
P&C, health, auto, whatever our insurance needs, you're there to make sure our mistakes don't cost us a dime (rewarding incompetence)
Sure, your premiums are outrageous and your policies full of loopholes,
but you always make sure to stick it to the owner of that Geo that rear-ended us in the parking lot. (oooohhh my neck) So raise an elbow, mistress of the master policy, for if it wasn't for you, our whiplash would go uncompensated.
2 comments:
That is feckin' hilarious! Give the man an award or something!
I know! Dude cracks me up. Said he wrote it in 5 minutes, and I totally believe him. This is how he can be so successful in law school and, you know, have a life outside of it :)
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