We're going to a Tigers - Yankees game on Memorial Day. Jen told me I should root for the Yankees, since Lawyer Joe is a Yankees fan. I told her that Kevin would probably make me walk home if I cheered for them.
His reply, when I told him the story this morning:
The Yankees are the "Evil Empire" - you can't cheer for evil. Otherwise the terrorists have won.
I'm so lucky I'm dating someone with a sense of humor :)