Sunday, November 15, 2009

It's the end of the world as we know it!

Kevin and I went to see 2012 yesterday, and I actually really enjoyed it! It requires total suspension of disbelief, but it's a pretty decent flick. (And thankfully the movie is so loud that none of the other patrons will hear you laughing at how ridiculous some of the scenes are!)

Anyway here's a list of Things One Should Know to Prepare for the End of the World:

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Limos and RVs have awesome pick-up, so if you anticipate having to drive away from some mass destruction, those are the best vehicles to choose.

Mass-issued clothes will only come in black, white, and gray, so if you look best in blues and greens or any sort of color, take care to pack those in your suitcase. Otherwise, it might be a long time til civilization redevelops itself enough to create clothing dyes. You can still be fashion-forward, even in times of crisis!

If earthquakes start turning your life upside down, always wear a pair of comfortable running shoes! You never know when you might have to make a break for it. Also, wear pants.

Apparently time will start over at Day One should anyone survive the Destruction of the World, so make sure to take a list of your new month and day names. You could have a great shot at getting a month named after you! (Stansfiember? Blairuary? Muly? You never know!)

Geological Crises are nothing to be laughed at!

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