There's a story on GMA this morning about three middle school girls who got stuck under an elevator. Apparently they went wandering into the elevator shaft after the door to the elevator was open, but the elevator was engaged on another floor. Door closes, elevator comes back down, kids are trapped, blah blah blah.
Two things about this story: 1) why are kids these days so dumb as to walk into an ELEVATOR SHAFT? Seriously. "Oh, the door is obviously broken so let's go ahead and go in this dark room where we could potentially get crushed to death!"
2) two out of the three girls had Bieber hair. And they're girls. But I guess you could say the Biebs has a girl's haircut? Still, they looked dumb. Because they are dumb.
Lesson: don't do dumb things because dumb things happen to dumb people. And don't get a dumb haircut or you'll look dumb even before you do dumb things.