I say the same thing to Kevin everytime he goes out of town: "Bye, I'll miss you, have a safe trip, don't get arrested."
What did he go and do today? He got arrested.
He'll be home from Arkansas tomorrow.
Needless to say, I won't be writing about the season of fraud tonight. Probably tomorrow, though. Right now I'm too busy finding out just what happens when you get arrested in another state. Ohhhh jeebus.