Thursday, March 29, 2007

Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?

Dwight: So I can lower it.


Pam: I'm inventing diseases. Let's say my teeth start to melt and drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?

Jim: Why would you call that a disease? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion.


Dwight: Number one: Inverted Penis.

Lady Whose Name I Don't Know: Could you mean vagina? Cause if you do, I want that covered.

Dwight: I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy.

Lady Whose Name I Don't Know: A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.

1 comment:

Bridget said...

Yay for the 'Office' marathon; it makes my week!!

Jim: What has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? This guy!

(and her name is Meredith, in case you really wanted to know.. yes, I am a huge dork)