Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
Dwight: So I can lower it.
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Pam: I'm inventing diseases. Let's say my teeth start to melt and drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?
Jim: Why would you call that a disease? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion.
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Dwight: Number one: Inverted Penis.
Lady Whose Name I Don't Know: Could you mean vagina? Cause if you do, I want that covered.
Dwight: I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy.
Lady Whose Name I Don't Know: A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.
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Yay for the 'Office' marathon; it makes my week!!
Jim: What has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? This guy!
(and her name is Meredith, in case you really wanted to know.. yes, I am a huge dork)
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